With the imminent release of my book, it's time for the advertising to kick into high gear. Perhaps you've seen the banner ads I've started running at the tops and bottoms of pages on the site. Kinda funny? Maybe. Think you can do better? I do.

I need your help coming up with funny poop-related headlines to promote Poop Culture. This is a contest that will have multiple winners -- every good headline will go into the ad rotation. The author of the headline will, of course, get full credit in the ad.

Here is what I've come up with so far:

"Get it hot and seaming off the presses."

"Get the book that's about to explode all over the literary scene."

Your headlines don't have to begin with "get" -- those two just happened to do so. Also, feel free to make inside jokes or use humor only other PoopReporters will get -- those will just make anyone reading them wish they were part of our awesome club.