Emily asks:
Hi, ok, I know that this is gross, but I have heard that their is this "spot" in your bum, and if you hit it while you are having anal sex you uncontrolably defecate. Is this true?
Dear Emily,
Why, thanks for the question!
I must ask, do you WANT to poop so badly that you would resort to anal sex instead of simply improving your diet?
Anal sex, in and of itself, will usually stimulate a mild urge to poop, but it is easily suppressed if you aren't having sex on the can at the time
Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.
-- Poonurse [1]
Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.
Got a question [2] for her?