Tomorrow is my big book release party. I'm expecting to sell a significant number of books, and to autograph a number of the books that I sell. The problem is that I have only two funny things to write in people's books -- and if there are as many people at the event as I hope, then I'm going to need a whole lot more.
So quick, help me out. What can I write in people's books that's funny? Here's what I've got so far:
- To ______, my #2 fan
- To _____, I can't think of anything funny to write. There's too much PRESSURE.
Surely the poop community can do better than that. I've got exactly 19.5 hours until the party -- help me out!
