Surfing the brown wave

It's been a while since I've posted a links roundup. How long? Well, I totally missed my window for posting the following image in a timely manner. One of SamDamnit's Myspace buddies created this for Poop For Peace:

In the months since I've posted links, I've received a buttload from Arnold, of course. Here are some.

Guess which chocolate is in the diaper [1] (eww!)
The Gotta Go Briefcase [2]
A portable fancy Japanese toilet [3]
A life saved by a pile of poo [4]
Homeless man gets mail delivered to public bathroom [5]
Suspect caught hiding in porta-potty [6]
Dining on a toilet seat [7]
"People in newspaper ads who look like they're farting [8]"
Murder over toilet use [9]
Barbie has a pooping dog [10]
Pooping cuteness in Japan [11]
The Hell of Public Restrooms [12]
Toilet paper wedding dress contest [13]
Antique toilet is now a tourist attraction [14] -- and you can try it out!
Need a bathroom? Here's a locator. [15]
Four men nearly drown in fish feces [16]

Edward wants our own AssBlaster2000 to know she's been ripped off: "Southwest Specialty Foods, which sells my favorite nuts called ‘Ass Kickin' Nuts,' now sells their ‘Ass Blaster Hot Sauce [17].' Maybe you've already heard of it? I've never tried it, but I swear by the nuts."

Here's some links sent in by other PoopReporters.

From KesAFloyd: Toilet paper aids [18]
From Paul: Pictures of colonic aftermath [19]
From Crapola: An amazing picture of penguin poo [20]
Also from Crapola: Hey, more penguin poo [21]!
From Danny: Burying Sandwiches [22]
From Chuck: Firefighters rescue boy stuck in toilet seat [23]

Alexis writes: "Hi! I, too, am a poop lover. I've recently published my own book about poop. It's titled Clean Break! Your Guide to Fecal Astrology [24]."

Chuck found this on a trip to Key West. Note the lifelike detail in the rear.

Some videos sent in by PoopReporters.

From Larfus: The automatic toilet paper folder and dispenser [25]
From Anal About Poop: The Poop Song [26] from Scrubs
From Arnold: A fart in infrared [27]
From Defephobia: A hilarious Charmin commercial [28]
From Paul P.: A demonstration of Kohler's new toilet seat technology [29]
Also from Arnold: A parody of a parody of My Humps: My Dumps [30]
And again from Arnold: a video from 2002 of Cloaca [31]
From Jacob: Poop Surprise [32], a video from DoodyCalls, a Virginia-area pooper scooper
From Hairy Pooter: Who Farted? [33] A hilarious game show parody
From Adam: An interview with the authors of What's Your Poo Telling You? [34]
From Arnold once more: Poo Facts [35]
And finally, here's me on Infected with Martin Sargent [36]

Finally, Tommy writes: "I directed the film Fartman: Caught in a Tight Ass [37]. It was picked as a finalist for the Howard Stern Film Festival, but was disqualified because I missed the rule that said you couldn't use SAG actors. But Howard TV loved the film so much, they played it on Howard TV for several months. Now Howard TV has released it on the internet through Atom Films. Take a look!"

Keep on sending in your links. I'll keep posting them... eventually.