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Your longest fart ever was
By Postman
Created Jun 12 2007 - 9:02am
Less than three seconds. My anus isn't a trumpet, you know.
Three to five seconds. An impressive little fanfare.
Five to ten seconds. Just call me Piles Davis.
Over ten sconds. Remember me if you ever need a bugler to play taps.
I don't time 'em, I just rip 'em.
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