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Which letter of the alphabet did your last poop resemble?

Posted 06.22.2007 by Postman (322)
I
27% (144 votes)
J
28% (149 votes)
S
12% (66 votes)
L
3% (18 votes)
C
9% (46 votes)
Other
21% (111 votes)
Total votes: 534
Bilgepump (1642) -- 06.22.2007

Mine more resembled the Japanese letter "D", which I cannot, unfortunately, duplicate here.

Frank2401 (188) -- 06.22.2007


_Since The Summer Stoolstice arrived one day late for me, this morning it looked like the whole alphabet in one big mess.______

Anal About Poop (239) -- 06.22.2007

Mine looked like the dot's that dot the i and the j. I hate rabbit poop. grrr.

Pantload (74) -- 06.22.2007


Just like Mr. Hankey. Kinda hard and knobly at the top but then smoothing out into a nice tapered dropoff. Would that be an "l"? Ah hell, most the time it's just a gelatinous load of nasty poo.


What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

Toots N. McCrack (160) -- 06.22.2007

Mine is "other" in that it resembled the American Sign Language letter "R" (the index and middle fingers wrapped around each other with the rest folded down). Big head and evenly swirled tail-- a very nice attempt at my first Stoolstice-- and an amicable nod to the braided heads of my hippy/pagan kindred sprirts who worship this day.
(I have yet to #2 on this date that suggests #2 twice).

_______
'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

Postman (322) -- 06.22.2007

I chose other. My crap this morning looked more like a cursive E, or like a backwards 3. Maybe eventually I'll be able to write a whole sentence.

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 06.22.2007

Had to choose "other". Today's crap looked like a lot of periods and commas.

_______
What if everyone farted at once?

Fart Poopie (1254) -- 06.22.2007

Mine resembled a comma more than anything else.

Fecal Follies (167) -- 06.23.2007

LiquiShit = "other". Yuck.


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And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

Chuck (284) -- 06.24.2007

I took a satisfying dump that looked like an exclamation point: one long log and a short chunk below it. I thought,"How appropriate."

Postman (322) -- 06.25.2007

I just returned from taking a dump, and it looked sort of like a cursive capital G, or maybe an ampersand. I seem to be pretty good at shitting in cursive, and I'm not bad at punctuation marks either.

doniker (1535) -- 06.25.2007

I have been shitting out alot of "J"'s lately.

Very long and firm, so they curl up the bowl to form a J.

werewolf poopin... (101) -- 06.25.2007

Anyone else ever have an X shaped crap? As Sherlock Hemlock said- "two straight lines crossing over in the middle". I'm not sure how exactly I managed that; life sure is full of oddities...

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...and they all lived crappily ever after!

daphne (3522) -- 06.26.2007

Something written in arabic. Maybe it was the arabic word for poop.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 06.26.2007

An exclamation point today. The period at the bottom refused to flush with the big part. I ended up flushing the toilet about three times before it went down. Damn those punctuation marks!!!

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What if everyone farted at once?

Exp444_Pooperson (not verified) -- 06.26.2007

lolz... punctuation marks are annoying. You don't wanna know.

Great comment! +1 point
Chuck (284) -- 06.26.2007

Once I had diarrhea from eating alphabet soup. Pat and Vanna, I want to buy a vowel movement.

Great comment! +1 point
Deja Poo (615) -- 06.26.2007

My crap was mathematical today. It looked like pi.
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Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

bill m. (not verified) -- 06.26.2007

im taking blood pressure pills and every day i have the runny poop havent had a normal hard to get out poop in a long long time. I may start having to use a butt plug to help stop it. Any suggestions please.

Bettie has the runs (17) -- 06.27.2007

Mine had to be a G, Like a slight O but with a little tail that hangs limp to one side...

Great comment! +1 point
Frank2401 (188) -- 06.27.2007


This morning, mine spelled out "Happy Birthday Dave".

Mary Queen of Scats (387) -- 06.27.2007

You must've almost OD'ed on all that fiber, Frank.

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What do you mean you didn't see it? It was right next to the toilet!

southernshitter (1) -- 06.29.2007

mine does not make letters. but instead i get the hershey squirts.

Postman (322) -- 06.29.2007

This mornings dump looked exactly like a lower case b. I've achieved almost all of the letters, and even a couple of numbers and punctuation marks. One I haven't gotten yet is a dollar sign.

brownbubbles (1) -- 06.29.2007

mine was more like the night sky you could see all the STARS and there was even a NIGHT sky, and a MOON
basically diahreeah followed by bits and peices and then the finale!!!

The Thunderous ... (660) -- 06.30.2007

Mine are usually in HUGE BALLS. I always wonder how the hell that came out. It did feel like it was coming out sideways too. Damn.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

healthy 1 (1423) -- 07.01.2007

My last one was an I. Postman, so you have achieved most of the alphabet.

That is cool, as I don't get much beyond I's, exclamation points, and J's.

You could say that you have had almost everything from A to Z come out of you.
_______
"Thunder in March betokens a fruitfull year" .Or is it "Thunder in March, frost in June"?

Postman (322) -- 07.02.2007

You're exactly right. You know the old english "D" on the Detroit Tigers uniform? That's pretty much what it looked like today.

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 07.02.2007

(off-topic, but)... I think "Brownbubbles" is a great moniker!

Toots N. McCrack (160) -- 07.02.2007

Usually, it's exclamation point poops for me.... but I DO fart letters in Morse code....

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

turdfan (158) -- 07.07.2007

My turd this morning (unfortunately) was just real short and straight, like a small "l" When I have dropped some larger ones, they can curl around and resemble anything from a C to an O. I think I once had the good fortune of having two C's.

turdfan (158) -- 07.08.2007

Since it just occurred to me that this poll can be answered as often as we want (or as often as we can based on our regularity) I thought I would report in on this today even though I did so yesterday as well. (Hope I'm not overdoing this) Anyway, my last poop (just a few minutes ago) unfortunately did not resemble any letter. Just a mass of small loose floaters that were propelled out by a couple of major farts. Pretty smelly also. I think I'll have to leave the exhaust fan on for another few hours.

turdfan (158) -- 07.10.2007

I hope I'm not wearing this poll out, but I just wanted to report that this morning during my session, I had one perfectly shaped S shaped turd, and two C shaped ones. I think it's the first S shaped one I can remember, and it maintained its form until it started to break up when I flushed.

SamDamnit (1192) -- 07.12.2007

Mine was like a bunch of Qs with some P all around it.
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SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

turdfan (158) -- 07.12.2007

Hey, that's really funny (and clever) Sam Damnit. Q's with P all around it!!!
In that case, today I produced a huge U with a little P in the middle.

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 07.12.2007

SamDamnit, Too funee!!!!
turdfan, U 2 are funee.
Thanks for the laugh.
Producing waste since 1967

Frank2401 (188) -- 07.18.2007


This morning, it said to order "another T-shirt"_______
Press on warts, who would buy those? -Well, hags mostly.

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 07.18.2007

Frank2401, Poop-O-Gram from Dave perhaps?
Producing waste since 1967

poopcrayon (69) -- 01.05.2008

lower case j. with the dot and everything!

prarie doggin (1958) -- 01.05.2008

I went to a Chinese resteraunt and the poop letters spelled "that wasn't chicken" MEOW

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