Interesting topic.

It's almost like people in this country have forgotten the very basic premises of social morality.

Being told to wait to use the bathroom is the same (in my mind anyway) as actually having to wait. You don't break down the crapper door when you know someone's in there; you clamp your cheeks together, cross your legs, and hope to God the occupant is almost done.

I put this idea in the same category with people who talk on their cell phones in public, or those that think it's O.K. to ask a woman with triplets if the babies were conceived naturally.

I think a lot of the people in our country could use a lesson from Miss Manners. Or, at the very least, their parents - I know I sure as fuck didn't grow up being taught that I was more deserving than anyone else or that I could ignore the rules of common courtesy.

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What do you mean you didn't see it? It was right next to the toilet!

I'm still laughing at one of the best non-poop related puns this site has seen. "Flunky called Medina!"

Vince is 17 and clearly is still learning about wine. He`s sensible; start at the bottom with something even more heinous than Mad Dog and work your way eventually to Chateaux Margaux, Petrus and other fine vintages.

The only thing he has going for him is that his folks taught him only to shit in a toilet -no matter what. He also showed a little class in snaffling a bottle of wine which was on the next rung up from turpentine. Conclusion: this boy will go far.

Medina had to GO! It's that simple.

Poos'n'Booze...I don't think this incident qualifies as turd terrorism.After all he did make use of the toilet.If he'd have gone on the floor,then you'd have TT.

Kids...today(MSS sadly shaking her head) Some of them are a damn waste of their Daddy's man milk.
Producing waste since 1967

Did you say "man milk"? Ew. Gawd.

I wonder whether the clerk's name was "Apu"?
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

GGG, It got your attention...hee hee My work here( on this post) is done. Thank you, Thank you very much.
Producing waste since 1967

MSS - you may be interested to know that when describing the sort of person you allude to (and I love your expression) a dear old friend of mine says, 'the best part of him went down his mother's leg'.

Hamster,I know this expression. I just wanted to the put my own spin on it.
Producing waste since 1967

Wow a new more resilient Bowel Qaeda! Geeze Louise WHAT BALLS! Okay he did use the crapper but why resort to violence? What is this world coming to? This kid is a wasteoid.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

I believe firmly that the CRIME perpetrated here is denying a fellow human being access to a toilet.

Those places that have signs "No Public Bathroom" should be firebombed. I understand the need for cleanliness, and yes most people are turd or piss terrorists but there's a basic human right to a pot when, where you need it.

Anything else is uncivilized.

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the Pirate Master Rot Bottom.

I'd have just curled one off in front of the door, if the clerk didn't let me in. I mean, ca'mon... im not there to shop, im there to poop! One should not deny the use of a toilet when needed.

BTW, I understand the sentiment, here. I've mentioned before that when I was 9 months pregnant with GoBoy, my husband and daughter took me to a scrapbook store to choose a baby book.

They had a sign up that the public restroom was out of order. I REALLY had to go, and I could clearly see the employee restroom through the office door.

I begged to use it, but they refused, and said I should go 5 doors down to the pizza place.

If my family had not been there to subdue me, there's no telling WHAT act of turd terrorism I might have committed!

GGG - I really hope you never went back there!

No, I haven't. I did write a letter to the home office: the sort of snarling letter that only a pissed-off pregnant woman can write.

I got no response officially, but a friend who frequented the store told me that they had not only fixed the bad bathroom, but had taken down the sign that said "Employees Only" on the other bathroom.

I still never shopped there, again, though.

MSS -- Man milk! Bahahahaha! I think his father must have peed in his mother.

Gasputin - You've don't it again! Crapscallion AND flunky called Medina?

Surely I'm going to suffer a perforated bowel from laughing. Gasputin you are my FAVORITE PoopReporter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GGG - 'the sort of snarling letter that only a pissed-off pregnant woman can write'!! I will bear this thought very seriously in mind in any future dealings I have with pregnant women. Thank you!