The Ganges will pale next to his constant rushes of muddy water.
37% (74 votes)
He'll spend a few days as a curry factory, but will adjust soon enough.
32% (64 votes)
As the editor of PoopReport, Dave's bowels are by definition as hard as an elephant's tusk. He'll see no change.
16% (32 votes)
Dave will be one of "those" tourists: so frightened by foreign amenities that he just holds it in until he returns.
15% (31 votes)
Total votes: 201
