In Tucson, neighborhood boys threw poop at someone's house [2]. In Fargo, North Dakota, vandals tossed a bag of poop into the city's largest pool [3], forcing it closed for cleaning on one of the hottest days of the year. In Hassan, Minnesota, vandals smeared poop on someone's windows [4]. In Bryan Court, New Jersey, vandals put poop in someone's hot tub [5]. And in DeSoto County, Tennessee, Memphis's Action News Five once again has the scoop: an 18-year-old has been arrested for breaking into five churches, burglarizing them, and then smearing his poop on the walls and the floor [6]. (Note to potential felons, turd terrorists or otherwise: when committing a crime in a location with video surveillance, don't wear you're the uniform from the pizza place where you work.)
Leaders at Trinity Baptist Church are encouraging their followers to forgive Raymond Roland, the turd terrorist in question. After all, it's not their place to judge. "God will deal with him," said minister John Miller. "He'll get his due. There's no doubt about that."
It's been a fairly mild summer so far, at least here in the Northeast; as August kicks into high gear, the worst could be yet to come. This PoopReporter looks forward to February -- at the very least, it's a lot easier to clean up the aftermath of a turd terror strike when the poop is frozen.
