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The Geography Of Farts

By The Shit Volcano
Created Sep 7 2007 - 9:34am
I have lived in five different states and nine different cities in my lifetime, and I have to say in that some places the farts are stinkier than others. Could it be the water? The local cultural foods? Or maybe even the weather? I don't know for sure; I just know that it happens.

Probably the stinkiest farts I've ever smelled are released in central Florida, though I had one occasion in Portland, Oregon, when some old woman in the grocery store ripped one so bad I had to change check-out lines before I puked.

On the forums, we played a game where we decided what farts smell like in major cities [1]. (Do Houston farts smell like oil? Do Los Angeles farts smell like film? Do Atlanta farts smell like peaches? Do New Orleans farts smell like mold and dead bodies?) Here, though, let's talk more about science and experience. Have any of you experienced farts that are local in character?


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