Mashed potatoes... And oh the smell!!!

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Beware the shitticane. Election, 2008.

Thanksgiving dinner, quite traditional, 3 p.m. Thursday; no real supper, only piecing after that. Three movements, at 5:30 a.m., 8 a.m., 2 p.m. First was a single long medium soft dark brown length of at least two feet; it just kept coming and coming. The second movement was softer but still formed, two separate waves of poop, leaving a nice pile. The third one was in a big store, by myself unfortunately, again soft but formed, one impulse but a good-sized movement. Big output for one day; quite satisfying.

There is nothing quite like a shit ball producing dump after Turkey day! Ahhhh the pause that refreshes. Hope everyone has a wonderful dump!
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Frm another favorite site I frequent: "In North American English tarzanelli are usually called dingleberries, by those with a need for that sort of specialized vocabulary. I hope that’s derivative of “dangle” and not from the now-extinct line of candy, but one never knows."

Mince meat pie without the whipped cream. But I have problems.

None of the above: I'd describe mine as closer to bread dough before you've added enough flour to make it not sticky.

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Hey! That's my robe!

Mine was varying shades and tones of gold and yellow. Bread stuffing, deviled eggs, squash and onion casseroles, turkey: my poop was anything but dark brown for a couple of days.

I voted mashed potatoes, but it was more the colour of sweet potatoes.

Tarzanelli? ROFLMAO!!!

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......more like 3 croquet balls.

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SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

I took the first REAL poop I had taken in a few days. I work in retail so my innards have been balled up in anticipation of BLACK FRIDAY.
Oh the relief. It was almost... dare I say..orgasmic. A good 15 minute easy come squat. Ahhhhhhh. Thank you broccoli rice casserole.

today i had a big lunch of creamy enchiladas about 35 minutes after my meal my best freinds invited me to a poop contest at the local 76 gas station there was a total of 3 of us my friend jewlian did a substantial artifact of about 2 and a half feet long and 4 inches wide it came out small but after about 3 second it tripled in width next my friend Jewly went hers was a big 9 inch pile of soft and squishy runs lastly it was my turn my load was about 3 and a half inches wide but about 3 feet it coiled around the toilet before finding his home about 1 foot down the pipe amazing!!!! definintly the winner !!!!!!!!!

Time for the post-Christmas poop. Yesterday we had a traditional Christmas dinner: turkey, mashed potatoes with gravy, turnip greens, baked sweet potatoes, blueberry jello salad, fresh baked bread, and pumpkin pie. Last evening we had turkey/vegetable soup--substantial and excellent. I was very full. My morning movement came, as expected, soon after I got up. The urge was insistent, so I went in and flushed away the night's accumulations so I would be able to see my own droppings. I stuck my finger back between my cheeks to see how ready the poop was to emerge, and my anus was already slightly open, with the hard turd starting to push its way out. I sat down; since my finger had already touched turd, I left it there to feel the poop slide out past it. It felt rough and lumpy and came out for some length, plopping into the bowl. When I wiped, the stain was medium brown but with a tiny spot of blood; I think the roughness of the first turd tore a little spot. When I was able to stand up and look, there was good news and bad news: the good news was that it was a large, healthy, normal b.m., covering most of the bottom of the bowl with several unusually solid turds. The bad news was that I could see nothing out of the ordinary: no greens, no blueberries, no carrots from the soup, just normal brown poop. Nonetheless, a good healthy post-Christmas bowel movement.

Were you expecting the turd to be adorned with ornaments and tinsel? Be happy it was brown and solid. Many of us out here envy you. Thank you for all your excellent stories, and may your turds be merry and bright.

Christmas ain't Christmas until the pet shits tinsel....

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