It's been just over a month since I started working at my company's office in New Delhi. I haven't paid much attention to the bathrooms here at the office -- they haven't seemed particularly clean nor particularly dirty. Considering that fifty men share two urinals and a toilet, I figured they were about as good and as bad as you could expect.

Some of my coworkers, however, seem to feel differently. I came into work today to discover these signs plastered around the bathrooms -- men's and women's both. Compare this to the typical "if you sprinkle when you tinkle" sign you'd see in an American bathroom. What conclusions can we draw about the Indian attitude towards waste and filth, as compared to our own?

Hi There... My Name is Miss Tissue... One of the many sanitation Experts...

I Know I am beautiful and so clean you don't want to dirty me. But than That's Me... I AM MADE TO BE DIRTY.

And Ya. Once you make me dirty, I would like to die in the dustbin... Wouldn't you Complete MY LAST WISH???

You Can't be that bad at Targeting. PLEASE PUT ME INSIDE THE DUSTBIN...

Please Clean Up after USE... The NEXT Person to visit this toilet Might be YOU!!

12 Hours!!! Half of our Life in a day is spend in the office. Let's Spend it CLEAN... HYGIENE for EVERYONE... EVERYONE!!!

And just because you're curious, here is the stall we're dealing with:

How would you deal with these problems at YOUR office? What does this teach you about the culture here in Delhi?