Americans sigh in relief, continue telling toilet to fuck off

For those of you who, like me, have been wondering if Americans still have the right to tell our toilets what we truly think [1], the legal system has spoken. In the words of District Judge Terrence Gallagher: while the plaintiff Dawn Herb's language "may be considered by some to be offensive, vulgar and imprudent", it is "protected speech pursuant to the First Amendment".

So there you have it. Cuss out that fucking overflowing toilet to your hearts content. And if ANYONE has the temerity to try to tell you to keep it down, just tell 'em to fuck off. God Bless America!!

As you can see, I am glad about this ruling. There is far too much political correctness in this country; by taking the "color" out of our lives, we are left only with the dingy gray. And I do NOT look good in gray.

Oh, by the way -- didn't like my original report or this follow-up? In the immortal (and legal) words of Dawn Herb: "Fuck off."

Or, if you prefer, "Get me the fucking mop."