I chose corn. After eating corn on the cob, my poop is not only speckled with corn, but there's also the little bits floating in the water. Makes for a nice visual effect.
Damn corn. What a pointless food. An utter waste of money and time in cooking it in its natural form. It only has one use, corn tortillas - nothing else. Anyone who denies this is a liar or an over-rich masochist.
I had to vote "other" I had the opportunity to sample Chip Brown's culinary skills, and the finger nails just do not digest well at all.
yeah, we had finger sandwiches.
i really don't see food reappear in my poop. i voted for tomato skins, but i don't know why. it's a lie. i never see tomato skins. what's going on here?_______i love poop.
I had to go with "other". Sesame seeds turn up more than anything else for me.
I submitted this poll, and one reason I did is that I have seen everything I named, at one time or another. I voted "corn" because it is fairly consistent: if I eat it, I see it again. As stated on another column on this site, that doesn't mean the corn didn't digest; its former filling is now replaced by poop, while the yellow kernel still remains visible. Nuts, tomato skins, and carrots can all reappear, but for me they are less reliable. Comrade Poopov mentioned sesame seeds, and I have seen them too. The only item that puzzles me is carrots, because there aren't any shells or hard skins; I just don't seem to digest them completely, perhaps because I don't chew them long enough. Looking forward to hear what else "comes on through."
Pepper skins a good bit, though that's similar to tomato skins. I have IBS, which often makes me go violently after meals... I've noticed broccoli the most, though! That's my vote ("other").
Thunderbox, I have one word for you... Frito's. Mmmmm, Fritos. Frito Pie with vegetarian chili. Frito's and dip. Frito's with a veggie burger. Frito's.
I voted for tomato skins. But, sesame seeds is an excellent submission. I often find them making encores.
_______.....hugging bunnies since 1969 www.daphneszoo.com
I have to vote for corn...hands down...Everytime I eat corn, regardless of the form, whether canned, or on the cob, it reappears in my poop. In fact, corn seems to serve as a catalyst in the time that goes from consumption to elimination. But I must say, it works wonders when I am constipated.
_______In search of the ever evasive BM
"Other". Potato skins.
But then, am I the only PoopReporter who eats potatoes with the skin on?
_______And it burns, burns, burns - The ring of fire.
Oh no. Homemade potato skins happen here about one a month. Scrubbed, baked taters, halved, fried, and filled with scallions, cheese, and whatever are baked, melted, and eateded. No mentionings of skins occur. What type of potatoes do you eat?
I opted for "other". Salad greens, spinach, kale or collards. The greenery just scours its way thru my guts and comes out the other side looking much like it did on the way in! _______Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!
The only food that seems to go right thru these days is lumpy brown gravy. Even if i dont eat it.
I second the potato skins - but it only happens to me with reds. I once had the skin of a baby red emerge in much the same shape as it went in. _______Merry feeking Christmas and a crappy New Year to all!
The only food I've ever seen in my poop is corn. However, if I eat beets, my poop is red for days.
Thanks to Shitwit for her comment; I forgot about the greens, but she is absolutely right: they come on through me, too. Sometimes after a large helping of spinach, the poop itself has a greenish tinge, in addition to the visible leafage. This noon, about 4 hours ago, I had a large helping of corn for lunch. It was good. I just had a b.m. about 10 minutes ago, also good, but it was too soon for the corn to show up. I'll certainly be watching tomorrow . . .
I remember as a kid that peanuts (sans shell) and corn would pass through whole and seemingly undigested. In retrospect, I thought I chewed my food at least a little bit, but my memory seems to be of whole peanuts and of whole kernels, not chewed fragments. Of course, this was when I was really young.
Now, it only seems to be tomato skins (or possibly, green peppers). And usually only when I've got the squirts. The color usually is somewhat dulled, but I suppose that's because the wax on the tomato skin has been dissolved by the digestive process. It's kind of cool how the edges of the skin roll up but the middle still lies flat, kind of like little tomato scrolls._______Yo quiero Taco Bell.
I eat massive amounts of sun flower seeds and I have examined them in my poop for the next couple days almost like a real gritty sand paper.
I just remembered another returning food: mushrooms. I had some last night, so I may get to see them again as small smooth segments perhaps a slightly darker brown than the rest of the turd; they, with yesterday's corn, may make today's poop one to watch for.
I voted corn, but also nuts do like to show up.
Other= everything. Since my gallbladder was removed I have discovered the wonders of the bowels, as well as how well I chew. I once passed half of one of those yellow salad tomatoes and had to flush three times to get it down the pipe. Damn olive oil! _______Beware the shitticane. Election, 2008.
Finally noted the "results" of the corn I ate a few days ago, as well as some other things. Yesterday, after Thursday night's big, big Mexican food feast, I actually had 3 bowel movements--a rarity nowadays, though it used to be common. My after-work b.m. did, indeed, show a bit of corn, just a kernel or two peeping coyly from the side of a turd; I never did see any trace of the mushrooms. Perhaps I chewed better than sometimes. I'm glad Eoz mentioned beets; sometimes I get that also, though more often part of the log will be deep red and the rest its normal brown. If I eat the beet greens (delicious!), those will often reappear in the same manner as spinach, though with a reddish tinge.
love those roasted peanuts and also crunchy peanut butter.....see ya in the morning.
tomato skins, but i eat tomatoes more often than the other things, which apart from carrots i've also seen before. grains from grainy bread is a good one, sesame seeds, or maybe those are tomato seeds. the other day i also seen green peppers. my friend once related a story to me of when he caught dysentry in asia, in it he shat entire peas.
Anybody else ever see grapefruit in their poop? Sometimes it is like the consistency of pulp in orange juice.
I voted other. I've seen gum in my poop!!!
I voted for nuts, which could be seeds as well. I have found bits of sunflower seeds, peanuts, walnuts, almonds and cashews staring back at me when I take a moment to look at my production in the bowl. Times I eat whole kernel corn, I usually chew it up pretty well and pieces are small enough to pass unrecognized. But eating popcorn, I will notice the small spherical yellow shell casts the next day. Long live the poop! The poop endures forever! (see any paleontology article with "coprolite" in the title and read about dinosaur poop). ----Captain Craptastic!!!
I have a tendancy to eat quite ravenously, especially in mess halls. Therefore, things like corn tend to be swallowed whole by the mouthful. Needless to say, I regularly shit unharmed corn, as it's served several times a week sometimes.
I voted other for a reason no one else has mentioned--mushrooms. They literally come out the same way they came in. But yeah, I've seen the other stuff too.
I just remembered what it was like feeding my kids solid foods for the first time. Carrots would come out in the poop just as orange as they went in. And most of the time it would stain their bum orange too! _______Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!
hi, my first post here and I have to say I voted corn, although I agree with many of the other options posted here, such as nuts, grains, greens, peppers, mushrooms. The way I figure it is none of this stuff is doing me any good if its coming out the same way its going in, so I quit eating them... but the carrots I cook up with peeled potatoes and make mash and they never show up that way, I also peel the carrots. Maybe its because I'm getting old and I need to eat old peoples food, ya know soft and mushy, that way I'm convinced I'm getting the goodness out of it. I use smooth peanut butter too, I'm also vegetarian, so I make up for most of my lack of vitamins with fruit smoothies and legumes, which by the way, the cases of the legumes is another culprit of making a re-appearance...
Overnight I had an unusual butt experience. Lunch yesterday was light: an apple, cottage cheese, and tomato soup, with a chocolate-chip Christmas cookie for dessert. Supper last night was ham and beans with a few other things, finished off with fruitcake. As might be expected, I had a little gas, but nothing else. During the night I got up to pee a few times, as usual. One of those times, I felt gas in my rectum, so I farted, and it ended up with a loud pop. I felt as though something tiny but solid had come out with the gas. Just in case, I sat and wiped; even in the dim light of the nightlight I could see that there was a slight stain on the paper, so I folded it, dabbed on a bit of Noxzema, and wiped again. The paper felt as though it had a lump in it, but I couldn't see anything, so I left it there and went back to bed. (Normally we don't flush during the night so as not to wake anyone up.) Well! This morning I went in to pee and noticed this little round dark thing in the water. I turned on the light to see--and it was, I believe, a chocolate chip! Apparently it had eluded my digestive juices and come through to escort my nightly gasses down the chute. Luckily, I had (of course) stood to pee, so my cheeks were together and prevented that little popper from dropping to the floor. It is hard to imagine chocolate coming through like that; I usually chew it too well.
MSG, dont be fooled, those clever little dookies will often disguise themselves as a chocolate chips, in hopes of getting another ride through. You DID flush it?
Peas.
Dear PD, oh, yes, I flushed it; that is not one of my types of recycling. Thanks for the thought . . .
RE: MSG's comment, I don't think that's possible. Your body heat would have melted the "chocolate chip" long before you made it to the bathroom. Just sayin'.
CORN ON MY LOG, WHAT THE HELL CORN, JUST DIGEST!
RE: College Poopette's remark: I'm sure you're right; I wonder if the little chip melted in such a way as to be replaced, molecule by molecule, by an identically shaped poop chip, and that's what popped. Color obviously fits.
Interesting theory. I just e-mailed Bill Nye The Science Guy. Maybe he can find the answer.
I would agree with College Poopette that 98 F is warm enough to turn chocolate into a semi-liquid. I'll bet the hard lump MSG found was something in the fruitcake! Fruitcake is a somewhat evil concoction with little gelatinous things, nuts and God knows what else in there. I would place the blame squarely on the fruitcake. "Don't touch that, it's pure EVIL!" (Time Bandits). ----Captain Craptastic!!!
MSG- I wouldn't doubt it.
If such a thing is possible with chocolate chip, who's to say it can't happen with chocolate bunnies. Cadbury eggs?
Easter will never be the same...
The food that most shows up is lettuce, then corn (where I can find a kernel or 4 on the toilet paper when I wipe).
I have a new entrant in the see-it-again list: beans. Yesterday I had lots of them, both Navy beans (lunch) and black beans (supper). After today's lunch (more Navy beans) I had to poop; there, quite visible, were many small black skins set like little dark gems in my turds. While it is obvious I had chewed well, the little pieces of skin obviously were not as digestible as the rest.
Corn and Tomato skins occasionaly appear, but I voted other. Beets. Not really whole chunks, but the red color might as well be good enough.
We had a good dish of carrots prepared with other vegetables, and the carrots reappeared, slightly, with little orange flecks. I had chewed them well, but apparently not everything got absorbed. Great meal anyway. [Remember--today's feast yields tomorrow's feces.]
A new entrant appeared today: raisins. Yesterday I had some oatmeal raisin cookies at work. Though they tasted fine, they were obviously sort of old, and dense, and the raisins were fairly hard. This morning I saw three of them, floating, as part of my second poop of the day. They had obviously absorbed water and were much closer to round than when I swallowed them; further, they had faded to a light brown. No mistaking them, though.
So, they had, in fact, become grapes again? Should have fished 'em out and made wine, Daphne loves wine.
I usually get corn in my feces after consuming it, but after I've eaten things w/sesame seeds (like certain cheeseburgers) and/or lettuce, I get those as well. Never got nuts or any other things that were listed by the other commentators, though.
Yes indeed, a nice Bor-doo. Sounds like it might be an excellent vintage.
pnuts and corn yo! Hence the name.
I was sick a couple of days ago, with the flu that's going around here. In my case (thank goodness, and as usual for me) it was diarrhea. I had an attack at work but thought it might be something I had eaten. At home for supper I had beets. A little later came the new attack that removed all doubt--I was sick, and plenty. Of course, with the beets, the diarrhea was dark red and purple. I took the Immodium stuff, and a little later had a repeat performance--still red and purple. I was weak, exhausted (I had had 6 movements that day, 4 of them liquid), and dizzy. Yesterday I had no bowel activity at all beyond some farts which, to my intense relief, were all dry. I did, however, pee a lot--and it was pink-to-purple in tinge. Even this morning a faint hint of that color remained in my first tinkle of the day. I had a strong feeling in my rectum, so I sat down on the pot and farted six times about 3 seconds each. No poop yet. But I peed also, and the faint pink tinge remained. Three years ago I had pink pee without beets and ended up with surgery for bladder stones, but I think it's still the beets this time. It's amazing, though, how much beet juice the diarrhea managed to divert into the urinary system.
Sometimes I go for weeks without anything noticeable reappearing in my poop--just smooth featureless turds. A couple of days ago, though, the afternoon after a breakfast including fruity nutty cereal, I had an amazing movement, some nice big turds in which I could plainly see cranberries (red), slivered almonds (white), raisins (brownish purple), and kidney beans (reddish brown), all studding the light brown surface like so many gems. No, the kidney beans weren't in the cereal; they were in some chili eaten a day earlier. All of these reappearances did not roughen the poop, which slid out easily and normally.
I voteed other because I really could have voted all of the above. To anoncow12/24/07, I see grapefruit pulp too. I see all skins, all nuts,and all seeds. I even see the flesh of the tomatoe, celery, onions, all leaves, ground black pepper, red of beets. I had a late IV case last night so I stopped at Wendy's and got a plain baked potatoe with oleo and sour cream, chile and choco frostee. I should have avoided the dairy being lactose intolerant, but I have been good lately and really wanted to taste it again. This morning I have already seen signs of the chile. I don't digest the redness of tomatoes either. I avoided the potatoe skin because, while I was eating, I was having gas pains and it was after 9p, late for eating chile. Also, I remembered I might aggravate the IC(interstitial cystitis) with the potatoe skin. Rethinking it out now, I'm sure the spicy chile took care of the IC. I've been meaning to pull up IC diet again for a refresher, butt I keep spending too much time on Poopreport.
I had peas last nite and i've had an apple a day for the last week or so and 1 can of corn. so the next morning about 10 or so hours i could see peas actually floating in my toilet bowl. pea soup anyone???
jalapenos and scotch bonnets burn going in, burn coming out and leave distinctly recognizable pieces of skin in my feces
The differences among people in regard to what appears in their poop are amazing. So many have remarked about hot peppers coming out and burning the anus of the sufferer; others don't mention that at all, and I am among the latter group. We grow habanero peppers in our garden and eat them with some frequency, but I have never seen them reappear in my poop, nor do I feel any burning while pooping after eating them. Obviously, while everyone digests food and then poops, we all have our own personal way of digesting. I guess the only universal truth in this matter is that today's feast yields tomorrow's feces. I am about to visit the bathroom to drop yesterday's food . . .
I voted for tomato skins but many things appear in my poop. I eat a lot of brown rice and the husks come through looking like small worms. I was totally disgusted the first time I saw this. After I figured that my intestines were not the abode of numerous wriggly little invaders, I was OK with it.
Its gotta be tomatoe seeds, butt you have to realy pick away to find the beggars! Ask your nearest shit farm, they will tell you they see tomatoe plants growing everywhere.
_______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
Cucumber seeds. Been eating a lot of cucumbers lately, and the other day, while wiping after my morning dump, I felt something a little scratchy back there. Examining the paper, I saw a few of those seeds mixed in with the brown smear. Those little bastards can hurt.
The speed some foods reappear is amazing. For example, I had corn for dinner at 7 last night and it showed up in my crap at 6:30 this morning. Eleven and a half hours from mouth to anus. Not bad.
Yes, Postman, that's quick. It's called transit time, and doctors measure it by giving a patient some kind of white or yellow beads to eat and seeing how soon they come out. What that shows, though, is that not everything goes through the intestines at the same rate; you could be crapping little white beads for several days, a few at a time. I have noticed that, when I eat corn, some of it comes out in my next b.m., but some may appear in another day or two. Likewise, if I happen to have had corn and (say) tomatoes with skins in the same meal, those two items may reappear in different b.m.'s. I guess that when the used food is in a liquid state, things get pretty mixed up, and we have the "makings" of several bowel movements in our intestines at the same time.
Mine is grapefruit and I call them "jewelettes". They come out just like they came out. I LOvE it
So you've found grapefruit that cums? Yech!
Seriously, another food that seems to appear fairly frequently in mine (along with corn) are peas. Like the corn, and someone's above mentioned grapes, they are all chewed flat yet come out perfectly round on the other side. I am too disturbed to dig them out and cut them open to see. _______Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.
A few days ago I had a snack at school: a sort of granola bar with nuts and seeds. Normally I have just one of those a day, but when I got home my wife wanted me to try a new kind of bar with nuts and seeds and peanut butter. It was excellent. The following morning I could quite plainly see some of the seeds in my poop; not overwhelming, but definite. Often, after that many nuts and seeds, my stool is softer than normal; this time, however, it was quite normal, just seedy.
I liked to eat sunflowers until they came out in a large amount on a terd not too long ago. It looked too much like a cookie bar. YUK!
Leaf lettuce went in as fairly large light green leaves and came through as tiny dark green dots.
Any green leaf comes back surely.
I once visited a friend's work place which was a sewage treatment plant. Tomatos were growing everywhere. No need for soil, they grew on bare metal and sucked the nutrients they needed from passing water. I suppose this was thanks to hydropoopnics.
_______Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
Leafy veggies tend to leave my colon completely digested with only small bits remaining on the surface of my turds. Sometimes though.. the veggies don't get enough time in my stomach and leave looking just as I ate them with the edges of the leaves torn off as evidence that they have been in me.
Stems are a whole different story and most of the time they just reappear looking fresh but evidently with the leaves having been torn off during digestion.
I don't usually have anything reappear in my poop and I inspect it regularly. I tried eating the peeling of oranges and did find the waxy outside part that did not digest, and my poop smelled like orange. If I swallow baby carrots whole all that is left at the other end is the stringy "core", the rest is completely digested.
SP, your post kinda makes you wonder what would happen if you could'nt get rid of the seed.
Visions of SP walking around town with a full grown sunflower sticking out of her backside! You could get paid for cleaning the streets!
Otherwise I would happily fly over and gently remove same, as a kinda shit favour.
New one for me: Cucumber seeds, clear diaphanous little patterns both on the toilet paper and visible in the poop.
A Baby Ruth candy bar mysteriously reattaches itself during digestive process. Looks the same coming of the wrapper as it does going to its watery sendoff.
Corn. I don't think there's any point in eatng it. It clearly does not digest and always re-emerges totally intact, whether fused to the sides of some monstrosity of a grogan, or sprayed all over the inside of the toilet bowl and on the underside of the seat itself (accompanied, of course, by unrecognizable strands of mucus, splashes of brownified LiquiShit, and blood). Truly a worthless food. It's no wonder they're trying to make it into a fuel for cars. Apparently an internal combustion engine is the only thing capable of processing the garbage. _______"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit
TT-look up the comments on corn elsewhere on this site. The inside of the kernel does digest; only the outer husk comes through, but it often fills up with poop, making it appear that the whole kernel comes back out. It doesn't really. It's good food.
Kidney beans--I saw three of them in my morning movement today; quite smooth and medium brown except for the three quite red-brown kidney beans. Good chili last night. [Today's feast yields tomorrow's feces.]
Possum hair, I guess I need to spend a little more time on skinning them.
I voted for corn because I actually found this page while searvhing for reason why all the corn I ate last night turned orange inside of me. Cause when I pooped it out this morning.. Instead of seeing normal corn poopies... the corn was all bright ass ORANGE instead of yellow.. Like little bits of rainbow trout fishing bait.. Haha! Eww.. Anyway.. I'm still on the search to find out about my orange corn poop... so.. Bye!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade..When you ass gives you trout bait, go fishing.
Heatherfly, if you had something that combined tomato with an oil, such as olive oil, that might well stain the corn bits and give them a red-orange cast. Also, beets by themselves can turn other things red in your poop. But I'd bet on the tomatoes.
Heatherfly.......Did you eat any Mexican food at the same time? I use a lot of rehydrated dried chilies and they make a pronounced orange stain on everything they come in contact with.
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