Are you really a doctor? Have you ever really examined someone's poop? When have you had to stick something up a child's rectum and why? Please post this and don't email me. Post your answer.

Dear Gulp,

1. I am not a doctor. I am a nurse.
2. I do not examine poop. I see it all the time in the course of my work.
3. I don't stick things up kids' asses.

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question [2] for her?