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You have finished pooping, but you feel a little bit of poo left hanging on to your anus. What do you do?

Posted 02.07.2008 by MSG (453)
Squeeze hard and hope it drops
16% (78 votes)
Wait a few seconds, give a sudden hard push, and hope it drops
22% (103 votes)
Shake, shake, shake your booty and hope it drops
36% (173 votes)
Use toilet paper and hope you don't smear it
20% (94 votes)
Other (please explain)
6% (31 votes)
Total votes: 479
HowleyKook (92) -- 02.07.2008

Other - With me this usually involves a trickier "combination" move. Here goes - shake shake shake, bounce bounce bounce (I broke 2 seats with that one) and then if that fails a little flick from the front with the TP finishes things off. move
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turdfan (140) -- 02.07.2008

I usually try the shaking first, and if that doesn't work, I just try squeezing real hard. The last resort is to dab it with TP, because that usually just smears it around my asshole.
Once in a while, I'll have a long skinny one that hangs on, but those are obviously much easier to get to drop.

Thunderbox (761) -- 02.07.2008

Reach between the legs and around the tackle, then using the thumb and forefinger pluck the offending turdlet off. Carefully pull hand back out and flick the turdlet onto the ceiling to join its many brothers.

Deja Poo (606) -- 02.07.2008

Hey, TB. Is one of those brothers named Chad?
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phatmanxxl (142) -- 02.07.2008

Pinch it off...then wipe it off.

prarie doggin (1555) -- 02.07.2008

My brown cliff hangers are usually not more than a liquid drop or two, so the shake and drown method works.

Bilgepump (1477) -- 02.07.2008

I voted 'other" as well. I let the cat play with it for bit, he/she usually knocks it off with one or two swipes, then a grab the furry bastard (the cat) and wipe with great and enthusiastic vigor.

prarie doggin (1555) -- 02.07.2008

Maybe dabbing a little catnip on it if it's a real stubborn one.

wonderpance (504) -- 02.07.2008

i voted for the shake, shake, shake, but it's actually more like a combination of all of the above, with a little bit of rockin' thrown in.
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Bilgepump (1477) -- 02.07.2008

no need, part of the fiber in my diet comes from catnip, makes it easier to get the little fucker to join me in the shitter....catnip farts drive them wild!!!

prarie doggin (1555) -- 02.07.2008

Wonderpance, don't shake the little fella too much. You don't want to be accused of
STS (shaken turd syndrome).

bruce willis (not verified) -- 02.07.2008

I find a tea spoon useful to deal with any blockages

The Shit Volcano (3646) -- 02.08.2008

Step 1- Hobble down to the broom closet and remove vacuum cleaner. (Dyson works best, they suck up anything.)

Step 2- Spread legs over toilet, insert nozzle...

Well, you get the general idea.

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Postman (260) -- 02.08.2008

I've tried them all - nothing works really well. No matter what, when it comes time to wipe, you're going to use half a roll of toilet paper.

The Thunderous ... (653) -- 02.08.2008

If the shake method doesnt work you have to take Postman's suggestion with the half a roll of TP.
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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 02.08.2008

Shaking never works for me because I don't have ass hair, you gross fuckers.
It's never dingleberries - when I have one hanging, it's usually half inside my body. If I can't squeeze it out, I have to dig it out.
Seriously, take a razor and shave your butts.

prarie doggin (1555) -- 02.08.2008

I will not shave my ass hair you whining AC. As a matter of fact I just spent $70 for a perm and high lights.

Bilgepump (1477) -- 02.08.2008

$70??? Damn...I shelled out $175, but I got corn rows, and beads...Cat likes to play with them before getting to work.

prarie doggin (1555) -- 02.08.2008

I got my A.R.P. discount.

shitwit (532) -- 02.09.2008

I've used the shake method and the bounce method. As a last resort I'll make a TP glove and go to town on a turd stuck in the back door.

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prarie doggin (1555) -- 02.09.2008

Bilge, you might just try tying the ass hair back in a pony tail before shitting. Maybe borrow one of the wife's scrunchys or barretts. It'll save a lot on hairdresser bills.

MSG (453) -- 02.10.2008

My most recent b.m., 5 minutes ago now, reminded me of another method that I forgot to include in the poll. After the main movement had dropped, I could still feel something hanigng on; so I pulled my buttocks apart a couple of times, and sure enough--a little plopper fell off. The wiping operation was surely briefer without it.

HowleyKook (92) -- 02.13.2008

Hey MSG, just don't pull too hard, anal fissures remember?
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americanPoop (7) -- 06.25.2008

I chose other. If it's just a little bit of poo, why not just use your habd to get it off. Takes much less time, and you'll wash your hands in 30 seconds anyways.

ChiefThunderbutt (240) -- 06.25.2008

Eat enough fiber and wash it down with huge quantities of alcohol and you never have any hangers.

I have a bald ass as well as a bald head, maybe that helps, shave that hairy hole to prevent Klingons around Uranus.

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baron von crapalot (444) -- 06.25.2008


CTB, after all these years it never occurred to me to shave my backside. As a result of your comment, I got in touch with a local salon, and I can in fact get it waxed!

So, tomorrow at 10am, I'm downing half a bottle of vodka, then getting a taxi to the salon, dropping pants and gonna let them rip.

I will of course, be taking a couple of sleeping tablets tonight, just to help with the worry. Butt at least my starfish will be pristine and obstacle free, hell, I may even go for a bleaching.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

baron von crapalot (444) -- 06.26.2008


Just recovered from sedative, my backside looks like a Granny Smiths apple, red at both sides and green down the middle.

As earlier posts indicated, I have a home enema kit (ebay - £7:50)

Having recovered, I set up my kit and went for it, WOW! fantastic! I didn't even need to wipe.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

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