I carry gloves with me. I'd don a pair and go to work! Then I'd buy something shitty with it!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

I'm not sure what denomination I'd want, but it would be a unique way of recycling toilet paper!
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

What about change?

Bidge doesn't seem to be around today to answer, but I'm sure he wouldn't let a dirty bill of any denomination stop him from putting his hands into a nice pile of shit.

I voted....and try as I might, I really couldn't come up with any rationalization...but PD is close...I'd dive in for a dime.

Now that memory seems to have been kick started, I AM the one who found Daphne's penny...

Bidge - always looking out for me.

I actually said five dollars. I carry tweezers in my purse and a very small container that has 2 poop bags in it (in case I have Gator with me). No mess, no fuss, a little dish soap later, and I have money to give Mr. daphne the next time he wants to go on a beer run.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Looks like a fear factor idea. A buck is a buck, and nothing some hand soap can't take care of.

A fear factor I always had was that large pool of plastic balls at Chuckie Cheese. You just know there had to be a dookie or three in there somewhere. I cringed when my kids used to jump in.

I neglected to thank Bunga for inspiring this poll and for buying me lunch that day, as well. Thanks, Bunga.

Poop is on that list of things I will never touch unless I really have to. And there is no amount of disinfectant that could make me ever feel clean again. I blame the obsessive-germ-phobia.

hmmm... my own O.C.D. would dictate that I don't touch, but, and its a big butt, a buck's a buck. This obviously fuels a mental conflict, wasn't it Shakespeare (1564–1616), who said, 'To Touch, or not to touch? That is the question, wether it be nobler in the farts and minds of men.....blah blah blah' ?? did this goof have any idea of poopalage? Hmmph.-Not!!!'._ ______
like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

I love finding money. I'm such a douchebag I will pick up a penny if I see it.
One time I almost ran someone over driving in a parking lot because I was watching a bill blowing in the wind. I got out and chased it...it was a five dollar bill!!

I have found tens, twenties, my friend once found a 100 dollar bill at the mall...it was so exciting.

So to answer this question; as long as I didn't have to touch the shit and was able to get to a sink with the bill. I'm not going to put the shitting bill in my pocket or anything.

All money has germs on it, you never know where it has been. A shit covered bill may be in better condition than some we all may have already touched.

A friend of mine in law enforcement told me that about 95% of all U.S. currency will test positive for drugs. I hope the day never comes where there is a percentage testing positive for poop.

Oh, and Doniker I once spotted a bill blowing across the road about 2 miles from my house. There was no safe place to pull over, so I went home and came back on my bicycle. I found it and it was a $1 bill. My kids told me I was nuts.

I'd say it would have to be at least 100 dollars. But then again, situations like this are why they invented tongs.

Ok, for the sake of argument, you are on your mail route and you happen to have a pair of salad tongs with you. The shit is dog shit, and there is a large growling rottweiler that just finished covering the bill with his steaming load. Oh, and you only have one shot of doggie mace left. Do you feel lucky today punk? How much $$ then?

Still do it for a dime, and have rottie burgers afterwords

I'm a filthy cheepskate, especially with a baby in the house and another one on the way. Give me a dollar and I'll dive for it! I could use the money.

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Beware the shitticane. Election, 2008.

TSV, I have 3 (grown) crumbsnatchers and can never remember finding any money in their diapers. You'll probably be diving for free for a while. Enjoy!

I guess then, PD, the only reason to go diaper diving is for "love or money".
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

What a FLAWED poll!!! Firstly if the bill is hidden how do you even know it's there? Secondly, who's shit is this in? I take NO credit for this, Logjam is just trying to deflect any negative commentary towards me, I resent that, I really do!!!

P.S. It would have to be a g-note for me to go rooting for it.

Bunga, I just assumed that a small piece of the bill was protruding so that you could tell what it is. My luck, after rooting around, it would have been only that small piece.

Bunga, your comment reminded me of the scene in Annie Hall where Woody's character tries to recreate the lobster incident with his new girl friend. You do me pretty well (now don't get silly), but I just can't do AB2K's hands-on-hips routine.

After using cloth diapers (for three children) that had to be rinsed out in the toilet; and now changing my husbands bag-- Where is this toilet with money in it -- I'm ready for only a dollar.

I'd get it if it were just a penny! Even if the penny was under a whole lot of poop, and mixed with diahreah, who cares? You can wah your hands!

A penny? I'll go digging if it's a 10. That'll buy me about 2 and a half gallons of gas.

Out here in the boondocks, ten dollars buys you a fart in the tank.

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Born right the first time.

TSV, damn! if thats the case, I am quitting my job, I must be worth a fartune.

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Did you just fart?