Kristine from Dux Public Relations writes: "If you love poop, it's time to sing about it. Pet Butler [1], the company known for being #1 in the #2 business, has launched a search for that special combination: pet lovers -- and poop lovers! -- who like to sing. Pet Butler is seeking the general public's help crafting a clever jingle about dog poop. The company invites groups of three or less to sing their own version of a Pet Butler jingle for a chance to win $2,500.
"If you have a yearning to write a poop ditty of sixty seconds or less, it costs nothing to enter. Entries can be submitted on DVD, CD, or electronically. All entries must be submitted by May 15, 2008. Full contest rules and entry information can be found here [2].
"If singing about poop isn't your thing but seeing American Idol wannabes is, tune in to the Pet Butler website after June 6 and vote for your favorite poop jingle."
And I'll one-up their prize with one of my own: if your contest entry flashes a copy of my book [3], I'll give you a free PoopReport t-shirt of your choice.