This is from the author of The Transcendence of Shit: A Global Perspective. [3] I don't really know what it's supposed to mean, but it's art. --Dave
TO: Dave [1]
FROM: Colin Charles [2]
DATE: 8.16.02001
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I, too, had to go for a rectal. (He's referring to this. [5] --Dave)
It was an experience I'd like to avoid
repeating. But your information on rectals and all things "poop" provided me with much
comfort in what was a difficult period for my bum.
Many thanks.
Adam S*****
TO: Dave [4]
FROM: Adam S.
DATE: 10.26.02001
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Assistant Professor of Political Science
P***** University
I think flaming poops is worthy of Poop Reporting.
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trevor has sent you a special Halloween greeting.
Just click on the URL and stomp on the offering!
here [7]
TO: Dave [6]
FROM: Trevor
DATE: 10.24.02001
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10/15/01 10:45 AM
S1ndustries: u r sux
PoopReport: sorry?
S1ndustries: better be
PoopReport: uh oh are you flaming me?
S1ndustries: yes
PoopReport: why?
S1ndustries: shutup
PoopReport: oh, good point
PoopReport: can i help you?
S1ndustries: yes by shutting up
PoopReport: are you going to say something?
PoopReport: or will there just be an awkward silence
PoopReport: (awkward silence)
S1ndustries: awkward shutup
PoopReport: uhhh
PoopReport: why did you IM me then?
S1ndustries: because your website sucks
PoopReport: based on what?
S1ndustries: the worlds opinion
PoopReport: wow, you know the whole world's opinion? man, i wish i had met you earlier, before i embarked on this foolish endeavor
S1ndustries: ch3a
PoopReport: ?
PoopReport: come on cletus, let's stop this a-fussin and a-fuedin
PoopReport: well? i just extended the olive branch
PoopReport: are you ignoring me?
Automated Response from S!ndustries:
S1ndustries: I will be right back.
PoopReport: oh, ok, i'll wait
PoopReport: so you run ursux?
PoopReport: i miss you... we were really making a breakthrough on our friendship.
PoopReport: well?
PoopReport: this is the most boring flame war i've ever engaged in
once i ate my own shit
TO: Dave [8]
FROM: adam [9]
DATE: 10.22.02001
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I shit on wolves.
TO: Dave [10]
FROM: Stinkie [11]
DATE: 10.19.02001
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TO: Dave [12]
FROM: Sue M.
DATE: 10.9.02001
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[13]
I like shit, shit ass!
Eat shit, it is good for the teeth and it saves sugar.
I need shit pictures, especially camel shit if possible. I want to make a
powerpoint presentation of bin Laden and Camel poop would certainly apply to this smelly
shitty mother fucking prick face ass-hole with cheesy balls that smell like
fucking hell, ya know (hell = afganistan BTW)
TO: Dave [15]
FROM: shitty smelly ass bastard [16]
DATE: 9.23.02001
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The lords of potty punk post this pathetic website. But take it from me,
these guys will rock frothy brown export wine from your puckered starfish!
TO: Dave [18]
FROM: Chip Brown [19]
DATE: 8.28.02001
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TO: Dave [21]
FROM: Chris [22]
DATE: 8.17.02001
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TO: Dave [24]
FROM: dg
DATE: 8.14.02001
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Take your daily poop and lay it on some
plastic wrap. Roll it up and tight a knot at one end and cut off the long strip
of unused plastic wrap,slide one condom over the end and fill the condom with your
daily poop. Put into storage where it is warm and in about 2 weeks you will have
a collection of poop that has types of smells,load these condoms into your
plastic diapers and enjoy the comfort as each condom breaks and sends
forth a different type of thick or slick poop to lubricate your privates. Enjoy!
TO: Dave [28]
FROM: thomas fecess [29]
DATE: 8.8.02001
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