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I watched "2 Girls, 1 Cup" because:

Posted 04.25.2008 by billy (4)
Someone made me/tricked me
14% (81 votes)
I wanted to see what the fuss was about
37% (222 votes)
Shock value: it's like Jackass, kinda
8% (47 votes)
Believe it or not, that stuff gets me off
12% (70 votes)
Haven't seen it, don't plan to
30% (178 votes)
Total votes: 598
baron von crapalot (520) -- 04.25.2008


DO NOT WATCH THIS THING

Now think about how you reacted to your mom telling you not to do something...... forget it.

JUST DONT - I WISH TO FUCK I HADN'T
I am loosing sleep.
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Did you just fart?

wonderpance (576) -- 04.25.2008

i'd be lying if i said i wasn't curious. but i don't ever plan on watching it.
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i love poop.

Logjam (2416) -- 04.25.2008

Have not and will not watch this. I don't stare at roadkill either.

strawberry shartcake (3) -- 04.25.2008

2G1C has got to be the nastiest thing I have ever seen. I watched it several months ago.
Nothing more than a nasty fetish style scat video with some extra freaky going on.
Chocolate ice cream will never be the same to me again.

Great comment! +1 point
Artful Dodger (347) -- 04.25.2008

I watched it because it's kind of like a car wreck; you know it's going to be bad, but you slow down to look anyway.

Then I sent it to my mother.

RoboCrap13 (357) -- 04.25.2008

I've heard about it. I don't plan to watch it. I'd rather watch "My 2 Nuts and a Blowtorch".
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Postman (329) -- 04.25.2008

What the hell is it? I've never even heard of it.

I need to know what it is before I watch it or not.

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 04.26.2008

Never seen it, don't plan to. I am still too traumatized by Tub Girl and that elephant that eats shit out of another elephant's ass.

Though, unlike Logjam, I still stare at road kill. You never know what you'll find in one of them dead racoons. With the economy these days...

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Born right the first time.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 04.26.2008

How was it sick?
I loved it 5 stars!
The acting was great,
the picture was flawless,
all in all best video ever!

phatmanxxl (156) -- 04.26.2008

I tried watching it 3 times, I could never make it to the end without closing it. I just wonder how can I poop like they do!

prarie doggin (1967) -- 04.26.2008

I'm waiting for the sequel.

Bilgepump (1643) -- 04.26.2008

Would that be "Freddy Vs Jason Vs Two Girls"?

Great comment! +1 point
RoboCrap13 (357) -- 04.26.2008

And then there's Bilgepump co-starring in
"Two Cats, One Toilet".
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Great comment! +1 point
Bilgepump (1643) -- 04.26.2008

Actually, RC13, its "Two Cats, One Ass....Uhoh, Where's The Other Cat?"

RoboCrap13 (357) -- 04.26.2008

Cowering under the toilet... =@.@=
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Pristine-assed girl (not verified) -- 04.26.2008

I watched it out of curiosity but couldn't finish it. I couldn't help gagging and retching all the while, either. I'll never be able to eat dulce de leche ice cream again!!

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 04.27.2008

That's alright. I could never get past the name to eat it in the first place. Leche! Where did the Spanish get the idea to name something white that comes from a mammal's body leche?!?

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Born right the first time.

sl (not verified) -- 04.27.2008

Took me but 10 secs of research what is meant, I haven't watched it, the wikipedia article is already "enough said".

Blind Mullet (187) -- 04.27.2008

No, I don't need to see people debase themselves like that. Y'see, I believe theres a damned good reason that the poop hole is as far away as possible from the food hole.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 04.27.2008

TSV: yeah, because *milk* is sooo much logical...

pnuttycorn (217) -- 04.27.2008

Then why is the poop hole so close to the baby hole? I've often pondered this. It just doesn't seem right.

Great comment! +1 point
Artful Dodger (347) -- 04.27.2008

pnutty, it's because the female body was designed by a male engineer. Only a man would run a main sewer line so close to an amusement park.

daphne (3527) -- 04.27.2008

It's because you use the same muscles to bear down during childbirth. And because God was the originator of Amusement Park Tycoon, like Dodger said.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

RoboCrap13 (357) -- 04.27.2008

Is that why so many mothers on this site refer to their kids as "My Lil' Shits"?
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

prarie doggin (1967) -- 04.27.2008

We always said God must be Polish because who else would put the bathroom right next to the place we eat.

Pantload (74) -- 04.28.2008


I've never heard of this thing. Will never it. And who the hell is Miley Cyrus?_______
What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

shitwit (545) -- 04.28.2008

some kid at work kept pestering me to watch it so I finally did. It's just what I expected. I didn't wretch or vomit, but I can't get that image out of my mind now.

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 04.29.2008

AC, far above, I never said the English word sounded any better.

It gets me thinking about the product called "Silk", as in "soy milk". I discussed this with Gilbert when we were comparing it to rice milk, and he wondered why they didn't just put the R on the front of the word like they did with "Silk".

"Would you drink something called, 'Rilk'?" I asked.

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Born right the first time.

Hum bunger (107) -- 04.29.2008

That's just wrong, I need to go wash my eyes with soap and water.

Frank2401 (189) -- 04.29.2008

Never will watch this!
Those of you who made the mistake of watching and were traumatized, this may help-
desensitize yourself by watching again while eating a tin of sardines.

Artful Dodger (347) -- 04.29.2008

I'm confused, Frank. How are the sardines going to help?

prarie doggin (1967) -- 04.29.2008

Maybe watch while eating a couple Baby Ruth bars.

Frank2401 (189) -- 04.29.2008

Artful, I didn't have time to finish the whole story but some time ago, I was enjoying a tin of sardines that was grossing out a friend so he put a horrible video on TV. Long story short...
I got so sick that ever since then- I have been desensitized. So I can imagine what that video is all about (2g1c), and I recomment to not bother looking at it.

Shits Happily I... (138) -- 04.29.2008

I haven't seen it yet, but I did see "Rad Girls" pissing and shitting in buckets in the back of a van. Perhaps I should broaden my horizons.
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Assaulting toilets since 1977!

Frank2401 (189) -- 04.29.2008

Shits Happily, keep yourself happy and don't look at any of this kind of filth posted on the internet. Do yourself a favor and just don't.

Artful Dodger (347) -- 04.29.2008

Some of us live for internet filth. Not me, but some of us.

Ok, me. Just not in this case.

drainbamaged (not verified) -- 05.01.2008

I watched about 15 seconds of it, that was all I could take. Then sent it to friends LOL. I liked watching the reactions of peeps that watched on youtube, now that was a riot!!!!

Shits Happily I... (138) -- 05.01.2008

Thank you for helping to guard my rapidly deteriorating mental hygiene, Frank! I just may take your advice...
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Assaulting toilets since 1977!

heinzbeans (6) -- 05.04.2008

"No, I don't need to see people debase themselves like that. Y'see, I believe theres a damned good reason that the poop hole is as far away as possible from the food hole."

I second that.

Pipe Clogging Wonder (not verified) -- 05.04.2008

But, there are soooo many reaction videos that practically dare one to watch this 2g1c. You see the grossed out people and think "Maybe I'll survive, maybe I'll be the one to master this." Then you watch it.
When I watched it, it wasn't bad. Then I did some chores and ate some fruit, and THAT is when it hit me. Couldn't eat for a while, everything was looking like poop.

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 05.06.2008

Sounds like we could use this video as a diet aid. Watch it and you'll NEVER EAT AGAIN!!!

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Born right the first time.

Herbert (not verified) -- 05.06.2008

If it helps to reduce the mental distress arising from watching this video, try to remember that it is all fake. Girls DO NOT poop. Ever.

Bilgepump (1643) -- 05.06.2008

You are wise beyond your years, Herb. Oh, by the way, have your testicles descended yet?

Herbert (not verified) -- 05.06.2008

Yes, actually. I am 18 and have no problems with my physical development.

However, since I don't have a sister and have never had a girlfriend, I suppose I may not be the best-qualified person to make the pronouncement that girls don't poop. Nonetheless, we all know it to be true. Go on Facebook - there are hundreds of groups dedicated to this simple proposition.

Artful Dodger (347) -- 05.06.2008

Herb, may I call you Herb?, I think what you're trying to say is not that girls don't poop, but rather that you wish they didn't. Get a grip, dude. I'd rather have a girl comfortable with her body and all of its processes than one that was chronically constipated and neurotic because I didn't like the idea of her in the crapper.

Great comment! +1 point
prarie doggin (1967) -- 05.24.2008

Herbert, girls poop

They poop in toilets, they poop on planes.
They poop on sunny days, they poop when it rains.
They poop in the woods, they poop in their pants
They poop on hills that are covered with ants.
They poop when its cold, they poop when its hot
They poop on the rim, when they miss the pot.
They poop giant logs, or ones like a mouse
Why, Herbert they'll even poop at YOUR house.
Get over it Herbie, or one will poop,
A steaming brown turban, right on your stoop.

Dr. Seuss

Bilgepump (1643) -- 05.24.2008

Thats just fucking beautiful, my friend.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

prarie doggin (1967) -- 05.24.2008

Thanks Bilge, it took me minutes, but I'm glad to know it was time well spent.

daphne (3527) -- 05.24.2008

Pipe Clogger, I just went to your link. Your black cat allows you to put her in baby footie pajamas? That is pretty damned funny.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Captain Craptastic (58) -- 05.25.2008

I saw the 2g1c video and was left wondering if the poop depicted was real or an infusion of some quasi-food-like gelatinous substance. They have these plastic bulbs for administering enemas that could be filled with anything you could imagine putting into the rectum. Here's a scary thought: red food coloring and small cubes of jello. Imagine that exiting! Somebody may want to try this and make a video of it. Hopefully she would be a leggy brunette girl of about twenty...
----Captain Craptastic!!!

baron von crapalot (520) -- 05.25.2008


PD, no! herbert is right! C'mon man, you know that girls don't poop, they are too soft and cuddly.......ergo it must be fake! Eureka!

Ah, sleep looms softly.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

prarie doggin (1967) -- 05.25.2008

BVC, have you checked your front stoop this morning?? Daphne can fly you know.

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 05.25.2008

I can't fly, but I can erupt. Or at least fling my poo. *scratches armpit and hoots like a monkey*

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Born right the first time.

prarie doggin (1967) -- 05.25.2008

Having raised two girls, I can say without a doubt; Girls Poop! Pee-U

baron von crapalot (520) -- 05.25.2008


PD, IT'S ALL FAKE POOP!!, goddammit man, when your girls 'pooped' It was actually a sweated down Snickers bar, hence the nuts. When girls are born, they are signed up with an account with Mars, all the chocolate you like, for life, for free. It's only the spare ones you see them eat, the rest are squeezed out of the finger of a latex glove after reaching body temp. Why do you think the pizza guy has those insulated bags? There not insulated!! they are packed out with melting Snickers bars.... and this is where the girls get them from.

I tell you man, its all a conspiracy.

The payback for Mars, is the girls leave Snickers bar wrappers all over the place, therebye depositing a form of subliminal advertising, and it's us sorry fools who fall for it, and buy more choccy!

I'm sorry dude, I thought you knew.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

Artful Dodger (347) -- 05.25.2008

According to the supplementary story about the producer of his video and his legal defense, I watched it because I'm a patron of the arts.

prarie doggin (1967) -- 05.26.2008

So BVC, you're saying that the video 2G1C is just a commercial for the Mars candy co? Will we be seeing it at Superbowl halftime this year?

baron von crapalot (520) -- 05.27.2008


Shit no. They are that clever, that they predominately use girls as cheerleaders..... eh! eh! eh! you getting it now?

*leaves room in a Joe Pesci stylie*

Post script: funnily enough I actually look like him!_______
Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

count-dookie (7) -- 07.19.2008

this video disturbed me
but after watching it i made my 12 year old cousin watch it
you ever see stewie griffins reaction to it in family guy?
my cousins reaction was 10 times worse

i laughed for an hour
he didnt

Crapper John Mc... (71) -- 07.19.2008

I am a perverted fan of all things revolting when it comes to internet videos. This was the ONLY video I couldn't get through. It took me 3 or 4 tries before I could watch the entire thing beginning to end. I felt ill for 2 days, I shit you not (heh). I read there is a 2 girls, 1 finger which is equally revolting, but I have yet to watch it. Also, I believe that 2g1c is actually a preview for a feature length porn some Brazilian guy made. How sick! I want to show it to my little brother to see him freak out, but when I showed him goatse as a little test, he freaked out and 'told on me'.

baron von crapalot (520) -- 07.28.2008


count dookie, thats gotta be child abuse. I'm telling Dave.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

turd turdgutson (112) -- 07.28.2008

Although met with mixed reception here, I'm certain this video will soon be hugely popular in Japan, birthplace of the "Gunpowder Enema," "Diarrhea Handstand," and, of course, the infamous "Tubgirl."

Frankly, I'm surprised this DIDN'T originate in Japan, given how obsessed with scat they are.

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"...human shit has more of an almond, or perhaps a macadamia flavor to it. I hope you will all take my advice and really consider tasting your poop some time, as I have. It's really quite an experience." - Ratz

greenpoopertrooper (334) -- 07.28.2008

Ugh, I didn't watch it, I looked it up on the internet for a description, b/c everyone was saying not to watch it...I must douse my eyes in acid...
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

greenpoopertrooper (334) -- 07.28.2008

I had to write this comment from a different computer b/c I puked all over my laptop...that is so disgusting.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

baron von crapalot (520) -- 07.29.2008


tt, "the diarreah handstand" please explain, this has gotta be good!

greeny, if you didnt watch it, then why the acid in the eyes thing? surely the acid could be better used for a spot of anal bleaching, after all, I have to pay top dollar for mine, and they don't rinse enough......... bastards! It stings man, I'd do a DIY anytime.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

baron von crapalot (520) -- 07.29.2008


Post script: The only reason I don't DIY, is that I can't afford it, the local Salvation Army pays for it for me as I have a cute butt that is unfortunately sullied by the fur that surrounds it. Butt I'm getting that waxed again, just as soon as the clinician recovers from my last waxing._______
Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

turd turdgutson (112) -- 07.29.2008

baron von crapalot: Some years ago, there was an Asian viral video circulating around that featured a Japanese chick (who, I can only assume, had OD'd on laxatives prior to the filming of the thing), performing a handstand on a park bench, bare-ass naked, and letting fly a fountain of molten LiquiShitâ„¢ with enough force that it was projected upward about half a foot before splattering back down on her. The whole video was about a minute long. After she finished shitting, she dismounted the park bench, and walked toward the camera with a crazy grin on her face. Then some Japanese logos and captions came onscreen, and the thing ended.

So - kinda like Tubgirl. But with acrobatics.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

baron von crapalot (520) -- 07.30.2008


OMFG! (and I don't do 'text talk') shit! I just did!

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

greenpoopertrooper (334) -- 08.12.2008

Acid in the eyes b/c I read what it was about. That's enough of a reason to shoot myself.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Rich001 (not verified) -- 08.24.2008

Hey guys, you need to toughen up a bit. 2G1C is a long way from the worst thing you could see. There's no violence, and the chicks are consenting. So what's the problem? And yes, I've seen it.

Kay O. Pectate (62) -- 08.24.2008

I'm no prude but I decided not to sully my remaining brain cells by watching this. For something *really* funny, google "2 girls 1 cup Grandma reaction!"

Some guy tricked his grandmother into watching this and videotaped her reaction. I was laughing so hard.

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