I am wondering why there were no mentions of the durability of the toilet paper in question from a ladies point of view. I for one find that many of the brands that advertise as "soft" or "thicker" also "fuzz up". By fuzz up I mean the toilet paper sheds little cotton fuzzies wich then roll into balls. You then are rolling off the little balls....I think that the "dingle berry" may have originated with "fuzzy" toilet paper!

My friend used to be a maid at the local holiday inn.. Well one day during their break she and her mother were going to sit on one of the picnic tables put there as a place to sit. When they were getting ready to sit down they noticed a large turd resting atop of the table. This wasn't any old turd, this baby was about 14 inches long, the creator must of been there for quite a while. It was bright green and was just sitting there like an large unripe banana waiting to be peeled. Completely grossed out by the site they called in one of the janitor guys, and they later found out that one of them did it..

You could open the tank of a toilet, take out the float, and replace it with a float of your own

hi has any everr seen these scat porn sites that have peoplkes eating each others poop girls on girls or guys on guys or girlso n guys or guys on girls and they do pee stuff to also lol thats all bye

Makes you wonder what a large one would cost or a whole bunch of little ones. Do we have another contest here?

we were all at a park that we used to go to alot to hike (i dont know why though my parents are retarded). we were at the top of a resting spot with a bench and grill thingy, and my little brother had to take a shit so bad that he decided to go over next to the bench. well there was a bunch of people walking by looking at him and my parents really weird. my parents didnt know why b/c they were talking to their friends. it was so hillarious. my parents finally figured it out. he was punished big time, but he WAS only 3. hehe

I used up all of the other ones you sent me.. I went skiing last weekend and stuck them to all the lift poles and put them in all the lodge bathrooms.. I stuck them to all the games in the arcade, put them in the napkin dispenser, and stuck them to the bulletin board covering up all the jesus crap, I think the people who were cleaning in there were getting pissed, but most people I give them to are assholes and tear them up.. And today in school I handed them all out again, we had "square dancing" ( aaaaaaa!!)-( Yes we are a hick school) and I handed them out to all the tortured souls in my class.. There was one on the floor and my gym teacher slipped on it and fell on her back.. it was pretty funny!.. But thanks for the poop flyers and I could really use some more..

I played a humorous joke on my co-worker while in the women's bathroom. Since the cracks between the bathroom stall and the stall door can be quite large, I was able to see that my co-worker had entered the bathroom. She was unaware that I was already in a stall. So I decided that I would have some fun. Once she entered one of the stalls, I let out the noise of a gargantuous fart. (it sounded believable) I waited until she went to wash her hands and then appeared laughing. She said she had almost died of laughter when she heard the "person" fart. She should of known it was me!

i used to work @ a supermarket in the produce section. Up at the front of the store there was a "courtesy booth" where all the pretty girls worked. One day some of them asked me if drinking apple cider usually gave you the poopies, and of course it does, so i said so. They then explained to me that one of their associates had a bad case of liquid dookie during an extended bout of backdoor loving, and she thought that the cider she drank before hand had something to do with it. Does it even matter at that point? i think it does.

I was just wondering how long (length) of a poop anyone has taken. It would be interesting to know how long it could possibly due to the size of your guts and what not.

I not only love poop, I am completely full of it! I love to talk poop and eat poop! Sometimes I like to fingerpaint with my poop, I make some lovely paintings. If you are interested in my poop art, please email me. I can do caricatures of famous people, and I take special orders. You may also choose color of poop( I control that with my food intake) and consistency. ps. I am a gay white male 25yrs old, balding, mental, full-o-poop, with a small 1/2 inch tool, and I am seeking gay black male to help my poop become famous! I like it up my poop chute daily. I'd love to be dominated!

Is "rop a deuce" acceptable slang for going #2?