LIMERICK ONE
Oh, what did the great glass eye see
On its gastrointestinal journey?
A dollop of poo,
A polyp or two,
And some fifty-year-old kimchee.

-- Shatty Cake

LIMERICK TWO
Marty's eye his bung hole did clog,
and through his shit he was forced daily to slog.
And when it finally came out,
he let loose a proud shout,
"I've birthed the very first seeing-eye log."

-- Logjam

LIMERICK THREE
A crusty old veteran of Seoul,
had a fake eye lodged in his hole.
"It could have been worse,"
he exclaimed to his nurse.
"It could have been stuck in my pole!"

-- ChiefThunderbutt

LIMERICK FOUR
Poor Martin's glass eyeball will stink
When it lands in the toilet, I think.
Poor Martin's confessin',
"I've learned me a lesson;
My eye should be cleaned in the sink!"

-- J. E. Pettit

LIMERICK FIVE
There once was a young lad named Danny
Who was falsely accused by his Granny
Of stealing an eye,
But the eye, by and by,
Was lodged in poor Grandpa's tight fanny.

-- Shatty Cake

LIMERICK SIX
Poor Martin! His eye, made of glass,
Into his full tummy did pass.
So now the poor fool
Must sift through every stool
To be sure when the eye leaves his ass.

-- MSG

LIMERICK SEVEN
Oh what a piteous sight
Marty grunting all through the night
It slid from his hole
Then over the rim of the bowl
Balefully stared the cyclopsean shite

-- The Turdly One