i voted for the last option. i never have, but i can't say that i never will. what if i feel something down there and want to see what it is?
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i love poop.

Honestly, I have looked at my own butthole, but it has been for medical purposes only. I don't have a butthole fetish. I just had a really itchy rash.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

I looked at my own butthole out of idle curiosity at the age of probably ten or so.
I had looked at most other parts of my body; face, hands, feet, weenie, etc., so why not my butthole? I went in my sister's bedroom where there was a floor length mirror, lowered my pants, spread my cheeks and glanced over my shoulder. It was not spectacular looking but it was mine and I thought I deserved a peek. I do not have an anal fetish, that I am aware of, but I had to know what it looked like.

I would have much preferred to have looked at the butthole of the girl next door but had strong doubts as to her receptiveness of such an idea, If I had asked for a viewing, and been permitted, I feel that I would have spent more time looking at that other opening that we guys, even at an early age, so cherish. At the age of ten I already knew that women had "double barrels.

My creased opening has been viewed many times in the ensuing years, luckily only by medical professionals. As my cheeks have grown more massive with the passage of time I suppose I shall leave it that way.

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Chief, you so do not sux. I love you.

I got a good look at my butt and "area" after giving birth to Thing One. After being re-hospitalized due to a fourth-degree episiotomy, I grew curious.

I am no longer curious.

Nor will I most likely ever be curious again.

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I looked after my pilonidal surgery. Not only did I lose my curiosity, but also my lunch.

I work with a few buttholes. Does that count?

I looked at it once because I thought I had a hemorrhoid, and that one look was enough for me.

I'd be more curious about HOW people looked at their own buttholes. Did they use mirrors, or are some people limber enough to put their heads that far between their legs?

Just wondering.

A buddy of mine used his webcam. Fortunately, he was not on a I.M. service at the time.
That view would have destroyed the eyes and mind of anyone watching.
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Thanks Daphne...I needed that. PD..don't
feel bad...if I had to look at your butthole
I'm sure I would toss my waffle also.
On a happy note this site is visited by a lot of people with beautiful assholes according to the poll results so far.

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I looked at my butthole when I was six or so, just because I'd never seen it before and I figured, "what the hell". Since that time, I cannot say I've looked at it since, nor can I think of a reason that I would look at it.

Like Daphne, I've looked at my snatch a couple of times. Looking at one after the birth of a baby... Probably wouldn't want to look at one again.

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

I never look at my ringpiece. The body is designed in such a way that your asshole is possibly the only part that deliberately can`t be seen.

So don`t even try to look at the fucker - it`s not meant to be done!

Many years ago I was having bloody stools; I went to a doctor, and she looked at my anus and found no obvious source of the blood. Unfortunately (and rarely for me) it had been a couple of days since my last poop, so the anus had had time to heal. She gave me some topical medicine (something like Anusol) and told me to take a hand mirror and watch the next time I had a hard poop to see if I could tell where the problem was. I did; saw that hard turd coming out and a tiny split in my anus where the blood was oozing forth. Since it was visible, I could apply the medicine right to the cut, which I did after wiping; the problem went away promptly (had I been unable to see that wound, I would have had to go back to the doctor). Since then I have used a mirror again if the problem recurred, which has fortunately been very rare. I have no problem with seeing my anus; it is a normal and valued part of me.

I look at mine about twice a year just to check for moles in that area (as I do for the rest of my body as well) Anyway, my butthole is nothing out of the ordinary. It looks very similar to my wifes, except hers is just a tad smoother and looks a little smaller.

Turdfan is correct. Our buttholes should be looked at once or twice a year to insure that no anomaly exists. I don't know if you can get melanoma of the pucker or not
but why take a chance....so with a well placed mirror or two, or the loving administrations of a significant other or, in extreme cases, a friendly stranger's caring gaze, get those buttholes checked!

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That's just gross. I wouldn't look unless for some of the reasons stated above.

I check my anus regularly with the aid of a mirror. Its just nice to know its still there.

I look at mine a few times a year. I can't say it's gorgeous, but it isn't disgusting either. I had a mole form near it and had to have it removed. My doctor noticed it when it started changing colors and sizes and waving at her when she checked me. I can't figure why she remembered my ass so well but anywhoodles, she removed it. Now I check regularly for any issues. Last thing I want to be remembered for is being the girl that died of ass cancer.

Mine's hard to see... so hairy back there!

About 18 years ago, my wife was digging in a garden below our bedroom window. I thought this would be an ideal opportunity to chuck a browneye at her (American= Moon her). Instead of being shocked or grossed out, she merely said "You haven't wiped properly..."

Obviously my next move was toward a mirror.

She was not kidding.
Ever since then I have been much more diligent with the wiping, and have never mooned her again.

Did you chuck her another moon after you cleaned up? She's a keeper.

Whenever I stick my head up my ass, and people tell me its up there most the time.

I looked b/c I had a cut and I wanted to make sure it was healing and I wasn't goingto get an infection...I probably should have voted in medical purposes...
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

I'm just curious GPT. How did you cut your bung hole. Were you sliding down an old wooden bannister naked? If so that would be a good front page story.

Well PD.....Now you have done it.......The only
sport I engage in is naked banister sliding.
Now, out of fear of losing one or both of the old family jewels, I shall have to give that up. I never realized that my sliding could be just as dangerous as shitting in a badgers den.

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Chief, if you don't live life on the edge, you're not living. I personally enjoy wrapping myself around a greasy frayed crane cable and sliding down about 60 feet. It toughens up the body.

You are right PD Life will retain its spice if we do not become complacent in out dotage. So.........Tommorow I plan on going to the local zoo and entering the grizzly bear enclosure with a bottle of turpentine and a handful of rough corncobs. I shall
humiliate these giant carnivores in front of all the other animals, and show them who is the dominant species, by sticking turpentine soaked cobs up their assholes.

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Chief, you might want to stay away from the one named Trevor. He actually enjoys it.

What a humbling experience. Trevor's insatiable ass gobbled all my corncobs.

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PD...are you back to wearing your furry suit and calling yourself "Trevor" again? Goddamn it, you MUST stay on your medication, buddy...the doctors' do, on occasion, know what they are doing.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Ssshhh, quiet Bilge, the Chief just went back to the produce stand.

Oh, right, Indian Corn is in season, I know its your favorite. But get back on the meds afterwords, ok? I'm concerned for your welfare.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

If either one of you are interested, I'm in the chat room.....

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Awww, hell...I posted and bailed before I saw your post, Daph, sorry. Miss ya.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Next time I'll ask earlier. It didn't occur to me to use chat until I saw how many peoples were on.

I wish we could have that "occupied" box back with this particular chat room.

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www.daphneszoo.com

Funniest derail ever!

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

Yes. And it was interesting to see Prarie in chat after this. Suspicious tufts of husks were stuck to his feet, and he kept humming "Dumdumdum, greeeeeen giant" over and over again.

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Funny you should mention that Daphne. I once attended a Halloween party as the Jolly Green Giant. I just can't remember when, or where....or if it was Halloween.

Daph, you can guess what he dressed up as his sidekick, "Li'l Sprout"...
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

One thing about buttholes - they have a tendacy to speak up at the wrong times. So be careful when you're face to face with them.

i always do. i have to admit, i sometimes get naked and look in the mirror and shave EVERYWHERE. especially my butt. but i love my butt. ahh, i can smell my farts now.

PD, I explained it in my Ask Poopreport, butt to blood something, but for all sakes and purposes here is a shortened version: I was in the shower, and I dropped the shampoo bottle. as i reached down to get it, i sat on the pin thing that you pull up to turn the shower on. Ow. Maybe I will submit it, with all the details. I'll get to work right now.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Damn, all these years I thought that was the proper way to pull and push that pin.

PD, I love your comments.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

I can't believe I haven't read this thread yet, I helped inspire the naked banister sliding and funny comments that followed. A random question, can Goof Off stain remover get you high, b/c I was trying to get ink out of a carpet, did not ventilate very well, and feel a bit wierd. A lot wierd. I need to go lay down outside...
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Does that make all of the ladies here "Brown Eyed Girls"?
(Hey where did we go, Days when the rains came...)

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

GPT.......Your comment on 08.13.08 has brought a question to my mind. You asked if breathing Goof Off fumes could get you high. Did you ever notice that all the products you buy to remove mold and mildew say "use in a well ventilated area"?

Well.......pardon me for making an observation but the manufacturers
should be told that if it were a well ventilated area there would be no mold or mildew.

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Very good point, CT. I was using in in a bathroom that had no windows (or ventilation sysytem, exceptforopening the dorr way on the other end of the room. But, I don't have to worry about that, I don't work there anymore. :D PS: Who in their right mind would have a CARPETED bathroom? That's a recipe for diaster (in the form of old piss fumes killing anyone who walked in)
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

One of the shortcomings of the male standing piss is that the old weenie is hard to aim at times. After a vigorous bout of boinking, in days gone by, I have actually produced two streams of pee. One on the floor on each side of the commode.

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Who hasn't peeked back there at least once in their lives? After a satisfying poop with the unfortunate side effect of needing extensive paperwork after the fact, I might check to make sure I don't have any lingering shreds of paper hanging around. This is not so true for the Good Morning Poop which is followed immediately by a shower, but others, for example the Mid-Afternoon Poop or the After Dinner Poop may require a post-purge inspection. The anus is just another anatomical feature that deserves the attentions of its owner just like any other part.
The technique is simple: stand facing away from the mirror, grab a cheek and turn your neck around to visualize the bung; and then pick off any offending paper with the free hand.
I will say that the female anus is a thing of beauty when not everted by hemorrhoids. Kind of looks like an asterix with many arms and a light dusting of hair on either side: how cute! Twinkle, twinkle, little star! When a girl has an orgasm, her anus winks at you several times as if to say: "job well done" !
----Captain Craptastic!!!

Captain Craptastic........I was reduced to tears
by the poetic tribute you made to the female butthole. I posted this on another thread but it is worth repeating.

When I was a lad of about sixteen I visited a coochie show hosted by a traveling carnival. It was held in a tent that proclaimed "Girls, Girls, Girls.....Must be 18 to Enter", of course the audience consisted mostly of 16 and 17 year-old guys.

The first "girl" was a middle aged woman who, after divesting herself of all clothing, dropped to all fours, faced away from her young audience, and proceeded to wink her asshole at us. We stomped, we cheered, we whistled,we hooted with glee, we were overcome with desire, desire to ultimately see an asshole that was not surrounded by gray hair, but until that future day this was, indeed sexual bliss. We all went home that night and wanked away to the beautiful memory of it.

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Ah, an old wrinkly ring with grey thigh-lashes. Still a sight to behold at that age.

If we had all died in car crashes that night we would have gone happily, our lives were complete!!

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And I'm sure the crash would have been attributed to your hands being on the wrong stick shift.

A few of us ended up with severe burns on our hands. I fell in love that night for the first time.
I carried a picture of my hand in my wallet for years.

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