When one runs a site about poop, one gets really weird email.
Enjoy!
i have attached to this very email a picture of my ritious ass, which i took myself with a crappy
digital camera on top of my computer.... please enjoy
Rob
I love the site! I have been waiting like something like this for a while now and poopreport.com
finally has delivered a classy, nose-turning site that does justice to my favorite bodily creation -
shit.
One aspect of poop that hasn't been covered is that it is so diverse and comes in many different
forms. For instance, human poop is far different from, lets say, pigeon poop. A nice critque could
finalize such a potential and possible feature for poopreport.com. Also, your angle could go in
different directions, like taking a survey on whether an owl pellet is considered poop. I personally
don't think it is because it is not anally discharged, nor does it have the proper digestive
characteristics associated with poop.
These could be various topics poopreport.com could find itself reporting on in the near future. But
otherwise, this is a great site and I hope it makes "Lycos Top 10" list for searched sites in the near
future... Peace. SHAUN
I like the taste of my shit.
I think this place is good shit.
TO: PoopReport use the poop as a face mask for the ladies as another relaxation sort of thing because they alredy
use mud and put bat shit on their lips wich is pretty damn nasty so why not use human shit too.
TO: PoopReport it is very important to wait to take a shit until you get home because their have been a lot of
rear ends sitting on that seat so wait until you get home if you can if you cant put a lot of tp on
the seat so yoiu dont get messed up in any way i know from experiance dude never ever shit at work
because i did for the first time this week and i have felt sick ever since
TO: PoopReport I'm completely disturbed by your site and your involvement with this thing. I interview people for
a living...we haven't exchanged many words between ourselves, but let me tell you...you have issues my
man. Seriously. I'm happy to recommend a therapist, or if you can't afford one, one will be appointed
to you. Next time I walk into the bathroom...if you are there, I will immediately exit.
TO: Dave Dave - I've been telling you for some time that you seem to have a real problem. Now the truth is coming out. Behave yourself.
TO: PoopReport i love your website. it makes me laugh so hard i cry everytime i read a story. i redilly enjoy hearing poo storys
TO: PoopReport
FROM: Skueedz
DATE: 4.30.02001
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TO: PoopReport
FROM: Shaun
DATE: 3.2.02001
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TO: PoopReport
FROM: R.PITI
DATE: 3.13.02001
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Here's something someone submitted to be included in the Fun With Feces section...
FROM: ??
DATE: 4.25.02001
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Here's something someone submitted for the Poop in the Office section...
FROM: mike
DATE: 4.25.02001
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Regular PoopReport readers will remember the email I got from my co-worker, reprinted below:
FROM: Dave's Co-worker
DATE: 4.27.02001
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I sent that out to the PoopReport listserv. My Mom wrote back:
FROM: Dave's Mom
DATE: 4.30.02001
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Finally, just a little note that makes me swell with pride, something that makes it all worthwhile...
FROM: Brian
DATE: 5.2.02001
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I'm so honored to know that I'm making semi-illiterate people happy! Awwwwww....