Published on PoopReport.com (http://www.poopreport.com)

The Colostomy Bag: Mail From Readers

By Dave
Created May 9 2001 - 11:00pm

When one runs a site about poop, one gets really weird email.

Enjoy!


TO: PoopReport
FROM: Skueedz
DATE: 4.30.02001
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i have attached to this very email a picture of my ritious ass, which i took myself with a crappy digital camera on top of my computer.... please enjoy

skueedz ass

Rob


TO: PoopReport
FROM: Shaun
DATE: 3.2.02001
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I love the site! I have been waiting like something like this for a while now and poopreport.com finally has delivered a classy, nose-turning site that does justice to my favorite bodily creation - shit.

One aspect of poop that hasn't been covered is that it is so diverse and comes in many different forms. For instance, human poop is far different from, lets say, pigeon poop. A nice critque could finalize such a potential and possible feature for poopreport.com. Also, your angle could go in different directions, like taking a survey on whether an owl pellet is considered poop. I personally don't think it is because it is not anally discharged, nor does it have the proper digestive characteristics associated with poop.

These could be various topics poopreport.com could find itself reporting on in the near future. But otherwise, this is a great site and I hope it makes "Lycos Top 10" list for searched sites in the near future... Peace. SHAUN


TO: PoopReport
FROM: R.PITI
DATE: 3.13.02001
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I like the taste of my shit.

I think this place is good shit.


Here's something someone submitted to be included in the Fun With Feces section...

TO: PoopReport
FROM: ??
DATE: 4.25.02001
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use the poop as a face mask for the ladies as another relaxation sort of thing because they alredy use mud and put bat shit on their lips wich is pretty damn nasty so why not use human shit too.


Here's something someone submitted for the Poop in the Office section...

TO: PoopReport
FROM: mike
DATE: 4.25.02001
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it is very important to wait to take a shit until you get home because their have been a lot of rear ends sitting on that seat so wait until you get home if you can if you cant put a lot of tp on the seat so yoiu dont get messed up in any way i know from experiance dude never ever shit at work because i did for the first time this week and i have felt sick ever since


Regular PoopReport readers will remember the email I got from my co-worker, reprinted below:

TO: PoopReport
FROM: Dave's Co-worker
DATE: 4.27.02001
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I'm completely disturbed by your site and your involvement with this thing. I interview people for a living...we haven't exchanged many words between ourselves, but let me tell you...you have issues my man. Seriously. I'm happy to recommend a therapist, or if you can't afford one, one will be appointed to you. Next time I walk into the bathroom...if you are there, I will immediately exit.
I sent that out to the PoopReport listserv. My Mom wrote back:

TO: Dave
FROM: Dave's Mom
DATE: 4.30.02001
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Dave - I've been telling you for some time that you seem to have a real problem. Now the truth is coming out. Behave yourself.


Finally, just a little note that makes me swell with pride, something that makes it all worthwhile...

TO: PoopReport
FROM: Brian
DATE: 5.2.02001
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i love your website. it makes me laugh so hard i cry everytime i read a story. i redilly enjoy hearing poo storys


I'm so honored to know that I'm making semi-illiterate people happy! Awwwwww....