We politely thank those who kept the seat warm. But it is time to wash our hands of them.

All across the continent United States, the voter rolls are piling up with men and women who look down in disgust at what they see left behind. It wasn't an accident that the mounding fathers instituted a three-ply system of checks and balances--such a system ensures the regularity of our democracy. It cannot grow loose.

No more stalling. It is someone else's turn on the throne. The air must be freshened. The logjams bunging up the progress of our nation must be pushed out.

We look for inspiration to the massive accomplishments of those great Americans who left their office cleaner than when they came in: John Adams, John Hancock, John Marshall, John Jay, John Tyler, John Paul Jones, Andrew Johnson, John Browning, Thomas Brown, Fannie Lou Hamer, William C. Gorgas, Dorothea Dix, and Frederick Douglass. It is their legacy that has given us judicial decisions forming the fundament of our movement: Brown vs. Board of Education (1954), Curtis Publishing Co. v. Butts (1967), and Grosjean v. American Press Co., Inc. (1936).

The sun must shine where it currently don't. The white clouds must part. This purge will not be smooth, but victory could be achieved in a single sitting. With enough moral fiber, we will smoothly move into the future!

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(As always, partisan comments will be deleted. Our movement transcends politicians and parties. As far as we're concerned, no politician is worth our vote -- until they've holeheartedly endorsed our platform!)