i voted for the third option, but i wasn't truly shameful when i came here. but i'm definitely more shameless after being a part of this site for a few years now.

i'll talk about poop to anyone who wants to listen. i have friends who know that if they have a poop-related question, there's a good chance i'll know the answer. or if they know a good poop joke or anything having to do with poop, they'll tell me about it. i don't hide my poop fascination, for the most part.

i still don't particularly want anyone to hear me poop or be subjected to the odors, but i will poop in whatever toilet is available when i feel the need, and i really don't care if anyone knows that's what i'm doing.

so i'm mostly shameless with just a hint of shameful.
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i love poop.

Status hasn't changed. I just have more to read now while on the can.

I like hayley's mode of thinking. I too primarilly take my first shit of the day at work. I don't care if others hear me or know that I am shitting or going to the bathroom to shit either. It is a part of being a member of the human race. I have always been a shameless shitter, and always will be a shameless shitter.

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In search of the ever evasive BM

"POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP" he exclaims, running around naked in the town square - - it would appear to all that the Baron is now shameless. The townsfolk gather to celebrate, the poop pole is erected and danced around with naked abandon. (I, for one, as a narrator, prefer to keep my abandon to myself, and covered up with a small slice of processed cheese)_______
Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I was Shameless when I got here, disturbingly so, if anything, I have learned some polite discernment regarding when and where to poop.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

The question is (in your case) were you a shameless or shameful feline wiper?

The Shit Volcano taught me that, bless her baby- having heart.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I am a lurker. I am learning. I thank all of you, whoever you all are, for taking the time to write about this subject so hole-heartedly.

Kentuckyin, lurk to your farts content, you will find nothing butt funny shit, and/or clever shit (I had one of those, it finished the Times crossword in 2 mins.)

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

Anyone who was ever in the military was converted to shamelessness or they died from terminal constipation. I would wager a large sum that this is true in countries other than the USA. How about it? Speak up some of you guys or gals from over there.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I think I am some kind of freak combination. I will TALK about poop and pooping with anyone, I will FART in front of anyone (not out loud at work), but I will not POOP if anyone can hear me and know it's me. (very busy public washroom, I will shit)

I love to poop. Shameless since day 1.

I have never been ashamed of my fecal habits! How could I be inhibited about a natural function? It would be like saying "I don't want anyone to know that I eat" or "Don't let the world see that I breathe" or "that girl in the tight outfit gives me a boner, I hope she doesn't notice" or something to that effect. I am human, hear me (and smell me) POOP!
----Captain Craptastic!!!
***averaging 1.85 poops per day since 1970***

YOURE AN IDIOT FOR DRINKING THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
learn to read directions or get information from responsible people.

u should have died. surprisingly your sorry body and insides handle the whole thing.
dum ass!

WHY DONT U DRINK A BOTTLE OF ACID NEXT TIME. see if your body can take it. why in the world would you drink that WHOLE bottle in one sitting??????? STUPID PEOPLE DO STUPID THINGS AND THEN COMPLAIN ON THE INTERNET AND BLAME THE MANUFACTURER.
you should have pooped out your brains along with the rest of the crap that came out.

My guess is Nancy and Daphnie are Siamese twins, joined at the occipital bone...I base my conclusion on the assumption that one or the other was reading another thread, perhaps regarding a colon cleansing product, and the other moved on to this thread. An argument betwixt to the two conjoined individuals ensued, was placated, for the moment, and both decided to post replies regarding the colon cleansing thread. One finished before the other (probably due to using fewer caps) and moved on to this thread, while the other immediately clicked back, causing both colon cleansing replies to get trapped in the interwebs, who quickly tired of trying to figure them out, and deposited them here. Or they are both just idiots.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Trans-dimensional poop posting? In the words of Neo, "Woa"

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

wonderpance described herself as "mostly shameless with just a hint of shameful."

Ooooo, I'll have that with balsamic vinaigrette on the side.

interesting hypothesis, bidge. i would only change that, rather than being Siamese twins, daphnie and nancy are actually the same person. split personalities. neither having any idea that the other exists. it's quite sad, really.

Logjam, just make sure you wash it all down with a tall, cool glass of Milk of Magnesia.
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i love poop.