I've news you may like to hear.

So, shortly after joining the glorious PoopReport, I realized that I would be moving. To England. For a year.

Meaning: The Year Of Magical Pooping has begun.

I'm aiming for every country [in Europe]. I'm not sure if I can do it. That's forty-seven countries, barring any new civil wars and/or hostile military takeovers. But I believe in the power of poo.

I'm going to do it. I will travel over mountains, lakes, oceans, and rivers, pooping where no man or woman has pooped before. I hope to complete the poo-journey by May of 2009, but I may extend it to June if I can raise the funds. I've got a student rail pass, a map, a laptop, and some bran muffins.

By Thursday, I will have England crossed off the list.

Stay tuned for updates. This will be the adventure of a lifetime.