FROM: Daniel
SUBJECT: Dr. Adams
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Hi Dave,
What happened to Dr. Adams? I saw on this page [1] the phrase "the late Dr. Adams"?!?
Dr. Adams' article about alcohol caused me to stop drinking (happily) after fifty years of alcohol use. That was in May 2008. I will never drink alcohol again.
Now I've returned to the site to send his column to a friend and I see him referred to as "the late" Dr. Adams.
The man may have added healthy years to my life with his straightforward comments and information about alcohol's poisonous effects on the human body.
So I am just curious: when did we lose him?
That's kind of an inside joke. He isn't dead. He just disappeared from the site for a few years. When we found someone to take over for him, we added "late" because he's dead to us :)
Tell me more about how Dr. Adams made you stop drinking! That's incredible!
Hello Dave,
Since you asked, here's how and why I quit drinking alcohol.
It was a Sunday afternoon in May, 2008. I was in a discussion with my son over the history of toilet paper. I went to Google to search for "use corn cobs to wipe my butt". PoopReport.com came up with a topical article [2], proving my son correct once again. Someday I WILL catch him making shit up!
At the conclusion of our discussion, I returned to PoopReport and saw the link to Dr. Adams' article on alcohol [3].
I was amazed! I had NO IDEA that alcohol was a poison to the human body! I have been drinking that crap since I was five years old! I am now fifty-five. I read the WHOLE page and at the end I was so curious about this new information that I went back to Google and searched about alcohol's effects on the GI tract. That search brought up this article [4].
That graphic web page closed the deal. I had just finished off my current bottle of Tanqueray the evening prior. I was about to go get another bottle. I decided right then that I would NEVER put alcohol into my body again. Ever.
It was very easy to stop drinking motor fuel once I found out that alcohol is ethanol and that ethanol is the poison in every alcoholic beverage: wine, beer, spirits, cordials, sake, etc.
What rang true for me was the info about the "beer shits". I have had morning diarrhea most of my life. I blamed everything -- but I didn't know it was the alcohol! Needless to say, I now have fine, healthy, and very satisfying poops, and twice per day at that! Also, I have not had a headache since May.
My ethanol-consuming friends mostly refuse to accept that alcohol is poison. But, so what! I don't order the martini with dinner. I drink water. I don't even see any big deal about being drunk -- people usually don't drink enough to become funny and entertaining anyway. Mostly they just drink enough to become annoying.
AND -- I will NEVER get a DUI :)
So the moral of this story is: you NEVER KNOW what good will come from a random idea or conversation. And no, I have not replaced alcohol with another drug. I like me just as I am. Natural. It's been like starting a whole new life!
TO: Daniel
FROM: Dave from PoopReport
SUBJECT: re: Dr. Adams
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TO: Dave from PoopReport
FROM: Daniel
SUBJECT: re: Dr. Adams
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