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Have you ever reached down and touched your own poop? If so, please explain why.
By Captain Craptastic
Created Oct 1 2008 - 12:46pm
Never.
A hesitant prod with a fingertip.
Only to retrieve embedded materials: jewelry, coins, small rocks, corn, drugs, etc.
Not with my own finger. (Please describe implement used, reason, and results.)
A full hand-grab with all fingers, smooshed out of either side of fist to check consistency and warmth.
Yes -- but not on purpose! (Explain.)
Other. Explain, please.
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