In this time of transition (the naughts are almost over!), I can't help but wonder what the future will bring. The last nine years have seen incredible advances in technology that have changed how we communicate, how we shop, how we play, and how we find information. The one thing that remains completely unchanged, however, is the toilet. With the exception of the joy of bringing my laptop into the bathroom with me instead of a book, the toilet experience is the same today as it was in 1999 or even 1989.

So I turn to the people who have thought about this the most: when the ball drops in 2019, will my poops drop in the exact same style?