i honestly never see identifiable food in my poop. i guess my digestive system does its job!_______i love poop.
I drank prune juice yesterday and squirted it into the commode today, unchanged except for the aroma.
_______Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
LMAO thunderbutt Its corn %100. Its gives it that complete look.
I can't get my face close enough to my shit to spot anything. I'm usually busy apologizing to the next person coming in.
it always seems to be the canned corn! the can was the dead give away though! _______No one is the same after I release my Methane!
Sometimes, after eating red, green, and yellow bell peppers, you can produce a really colorful turd. Add some blue Gatorade to the mix it almost becomes psychedelic.
Sometimes I see red tomato skins, or tomato seeds, sometimes corn. Most times, just poop.
I can see fudge, or brownies...oh wait...nevermind. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
lately i ve been buyin the blue hawaian punch by the gallon, good stuff! _______[IMG]0_o
Its gotta be corn, if I pick up a corn laden turd, I can just wash that shit off under a coldwater fawcet/tap, add some mayo & tuna, and Hey Presto!! recycled sandwich filling!!!
I think I might have just given too much away.
_______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
Oooh jeez crapalot....TMI
....T M I
_______"someone SHIT on the coats!"
BVC......What a frugal idea, you could just tell your guests it was a corn, tuna and limberger salad.
BVC, about that luncheon you invited me to next week. Uh, something has come up....my breakfast.
Well my turds have been purple. Way too much kool-aid. And bout the corn and tuna sanmich.....I WANT SOME!
Aw, butt I was just getting things cleaned up. Never mind, there is a small group of transients at the end of my smallholding that will benefit.
Alright you guys, corn is currently running at 65%........ own up, who else gets their fresh corn from the bidet?
Since I hate corn (unless it's popped) I'm not likely to see it in my doody. Sesame seeds and nuts are much more common for me. If I eat Gushers or drink grape Koolaid then I can expect a monster green dump, and too many Twizzlers or Flaming Cheetos gives it a fiery red hue. I should have eaten all of those around xmas for holiday color poo. _______Blowing you chocolate kisses from my butt...
The most common thing I see in my poop is water and grease. Well, the water was in the toilet so I guess just grease. But it is funny, if I eat corn, generally, I'll have whole corn kernals floating on top of the brown sea. They're like lil boats floatin on my diarrhea ocean. Never thought of picking them out tho. That's a lil too much. I always have wondered how corn recreates itself in the bowels though. Maybe that should be an ask poop report.
little corn ships on a brown diarrhea sea... disturbing visual, I'm quite sure that offends more than one sense. How come there's nothing crazy for an option like BBs, loose change or teeth. Just trying to think outside the bowl._______Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
Or glass eyeballs. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Sorry miss mad crapper, I didn't mean to give you any disturbing visuals. And for that I apologize. And yea, I think there should be a bb's option or beads and stuff. That'd make for a great poll.
corn
Corn is the great Digestive Benchmark. You eat it. You poop it. It should pass within a certain length of time. _______You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....
This poll is a slightly disguised restatement of one I submitted some time ago ("What foods most often reappear in your poop?") with a wider range of answers. Go check that one for more--and more varied--answers.
you're right, MSG! i thought it sounded familiar. but it was time for a new poll and i don't have many waiting to be posted. but i just checked and i have one you submitted that i should have done first. sorry! i'll get that one up next._______i love poop.
I'm a consistent salad eater. Much of my 'leftovers' are vegetable skins. _______.....hugging bunnies since 1969 www.daphneszoo.com
So what if u ate nothing but corn for days??
you would become a bio-machine gun. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
i dont look
I refuse to eat peas that have been frozen.
Unless its been kept at room temperature, they always end up looking the same on the exit as when they go in. And they never retreat on the first flush! I have to throw layers of TP over them to sink and counter act the buoyancy.
Pop, try mixing those peas with a little bit of Sackrete brand mortar mix. They'll sink like...well rocks.
For those of you who don't see corn in their poop: try eating corn once in a while!
My kids produce many craps that have identifiable foods mixed in. Carrots, corn, peas, artichoke hearts, spinach, broccoli, and BLACK OLIVES! That puts lead in their pencil every time! _______Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!
I'm home alone today and on my 3rd Sachet of Klean Prep. Its been a really en-lightening experience, but the gravy navy has only mustered some small frigates of potato-looking stuff, no peas or corn warships. Mostly its been pumping out steady and smooth. I LOVE IT!
PD, when i was a kid i accidentally ate a tiny handful of mixed tile cement.
Trust me, ingesting construction materials makes for interesting shitting when you're five years old.
Perhaps it's something to do with being English, but I always examine my arsefudge when I get the chance and take great delight in identifying undigested matter, especially as different foods move at different speeds through the digestive system. I call it 'shit racing' . Has anyone else noticed that certain things, such as that old fave, corn (or sweetcorn as we call it over here), move at a faster rate than mushrooms, for example? If you haven't tried this, please do so and some back to tell me how it went, as I was amazed and I'm sure you will be too. First of all, eat some fried mushrooms. At your next meal, have corn. Then, wait for things to take their natural course. Shrooms and corn are easily indentifiable in the stool, and logic would suggest that the mushrooms, having had a head start, so to speak, will clearly emerge from the arse before the corn, but it doesn't. Somehow, the corn manages to close up the gap and eventually race ahead, so that when you look at the turd there's plenty of corn but the mushrooms don't appear until the final end of the turd (if it's a biggie), or even the next one! When I last timed this I recorded the following results for the time taken for these vegetables to move between mouth and toilet bowl:
Mushrooms: 18 hrs 5 minutes Sweetcorn: 14 hrs 22 minutes
I find this particularly odd, not solely because the corn emerges first despite being consumed last, but because it's likely that the corn has actually been digested more than the mushrooms have been. It is a myth that corn passes through the system undigested, because it's the yellow outer husk that you can see in the shit, not the inside of it, which is digested like everything else. Even corn floating in the bowl after you've flushed that looks as if it's emerged totally undigested, is anything but. If you doubt me, take the floating kernal out of the water and squash it in a tissue. You'll find it's full of the brown stuff.
Toodle pip!
Shitwit, sounds like your kids are shitting a veritable cornucopia of produce there. Have you considered opening a farm stand?
Wouldn't it be nice if your kids would shit out money instead of produce? Might help pay for their upkeep.
So far, in the last two months or so I've been reading poop report and the last several weeks I've been commenting, this is one topic I haven't been able to bring myself to comment on. I admit to seeing corn and fat in my shit. But reading (hirty some odd other comments about what people find in their shit has made me kinda nausious. I dunno why, I talk about poop all the time but this was just one deal I couldn't stomach. I have failed.
LBK, don't worry, you'll grow into it.
Thanks postman, I feel better already.
I voted "corn", because it is the single most identifiable thing in my poo. Mrs. Mullet and I both refer to it as "tracer", like the glowing bullets that get fired out of machine-guns. You know, one in every ten or whatever. And as someone pointed out, you can use the tracer to help determine how healthy your guts are by how long it takes to come out.
Hey BM, long time no see. How are you doing?
LBK....Hang in there grasshopper, soon you will be able to eat a sandwich and admire your poop at the same time. You are not a failure but perhaps only a late bloomer.
LBK, you can do it. I suggest you start by eating your meals in the bathroom for a few weeks. When you are ready to inspect your turds, don't try to be macho and manhandle a Meatball Parmigana hoagie while looking. Start lightly. Maybe a salad or appetizer.
Thanks ya'll, I appreciate the encouragement. I'm eating spaghettin tonight so I think I'll eat at the dinner table, but maybe for lunch tomorrow I'll try eatin a cheese sandwich on the pot and see what happens. Of course, generally, there's not much to look at with my poop. Hard to see thru brown water. If I didntknow any better, half the time I'd think I had collard greens in my shit, but I don't eat collards,or any vegatables for that matter. So that'd be impossible.
LBK, why not fit a kitchen collander to the can, maybe one with a little spring loaded trap door improvised in its base.
This way you can acustom yourself to the inspection process, whilst having the trapdoor available, just incase it gets a bit too much for you.
BVC, doesn't it make you feel all warm inside when you have truely helped someone in need?
The most identifiable thing I've found in my poo are green peas. They seem to show up even better than corn for some reason. It's kind of disturbing to shit out a lumpy turd when I KNOW I've chewed the damn things before swallowing! *shudders* _______I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!
When we were kids we used to eat a lot of cherries with the stones - good that nobody has shot a toilet to pieces.
Ya know, that collander idea isn't a bad idea. I'll just have to make sure I don't use the same one I shit in for cooking. I bet that wouldn't be real good. Unless of course I had corn or candy corn, then I could just wash and reuse it.
One time one of my daughters friends got sick at my house. My daughter ran into my sons room and screamed for him to get her something to throw up in. My son (being a wiseass like his father) ran in and gave the girl a pasta pot. It caught the chunks, but the rest went all over her lap.
You weren't having spaghetti for dinner that night, were you?
If we were we weren't.
Hasn't this question been asked before? Well maybe not in a forum format. Peanuts and corn. Hence my username. And el Scumbag...REGISTER WHY DONCHA???? WTF???? to put that much effort into a thread and not be a poopreporter for real and all leagal? Whassamatteru?
Oh I forgot. When I worked at a daycare many many moons ago, there was this toddler (she must be 19 or 20 by now if I could remeber her name I'd humiliate her on myspace) and her mother must have fed her raisins as a snack at night beacause every morning she came in with a diaper full of GRAPES!!! I don't even think she chewed them. Nice of her Mom to leave her in a dirty diaper. It wasn't a morinig diaper, You could tell It had been on her since the night before. Lazy bitch.
I would have to say that the most identifiable food for me would be okra seeds. The white really stands out from the brown =]
I've been expecting a shit eater to get on and tell us that shit is the most identifiable food in shit. But maybe not. Maybe when you eat shit, you shit a club sandwich.
LJ, you could find the girls from the 2 girls, 1 cup video and ask them if they got a club sandwich from their shit eating fun. Of course, be aware, they may think you wanna play.
corn is the only food the digestive system cannot break down, but it strips the corn of all nutrients before it goes to waste
Honey Nut Cheerios. I have been eating them for breakfast lately and they nearly always come out during my noontime shit. The strange thing is that I don't notice them from sight. Ever heard of cheerio breath? It is a bit disturbing when that smell is coming from the wrong end. _______Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.
Hi Pnuttycorn - yes, I think I'd better register. Greetings from England, and a 21-bum salute to my transatlantic brethren of the bowels.
Huzzah!
Nine Inch, am I to assume they are coming out as perfect little O's festively decorating your brown baby.
I eat shredded wheats and they seem to make their exit the same day
LBK -- If they report turning out club sandwiches, I MAY want to play, given how the economy is going.
I dunno, I guess it would depend on what was on the sandwich. Gas prices are down and I don't have money in stocks, so my financial situation hasn't really changed but rather improved. That's the good thing about being a poor, early twenties aged guy, their's only two ways to go from here, up or homeless. And I don't think the homeless thing'll happen, so up I go. Soon I'll get to shit in the best "offices" the corporate world has to offer.
Oh, and as I was writing my previous comment, I just experianced an awesome phenomenon: ice cold liquid poop. It's almost as if all the ice tea that I just drank found it's way out my asshole and cooled things off from the red peppers on my pizza. It's like a miracle.
Everything seems to be going your way, Leaky. I really believe that if you ate hot shit, out would come a cold shrimp salad.
betroot.
Corn is the spawn of the devil.
Fact.
MSG, I did not mean to steal your thunder with this poll. I don't remember seeing your post about identifiable foodstuffs in poop.
I simply pooped after an Italian dinner and saw tomato skins. That spawned the idea.
Recently, someone had a PoopReport similar to my very first one, where they pooped in an elevator (accidentally).
Maybe after awhile there is synergy and similarity in Poop Reporting :)
_______Piece Out! Crapola
Red Pepper. Those and tomato skins are good for a brief panic attack when first glimpsed down the bog!
PD, upon closer inspection I CAN see some of those damn O's!! I had cheerio butt breath yesterday, looked down and there was a party in the bowl. I want to try fruity pebbles next! _______Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.
Yesterday I ate sushi. This morning I found a tentacle in my poop.
peanuts are the things that stand out the most,if you eat enough of them you can produce a nut log which can be decorated and put on display .poop on people you know you gotta.
In March, I will be in the arctic again. I have been told there is a freezer full of fish heads waiting for me, as well as some stinkheads that are being properly aged. My only fear is that with eating all those eyeballs, one or two might wind up on the outside of my poo looking back up at me.
I'm beginning to have nightmares already.
PD, better a fish eye than a glass eye. _______Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.
here's lookin' atchya kid
Just keepin an eye out for ya.
i guess this is about food but when you accidentally (or not) swallow some fruit seeds you can perfectly watch them in your dumps. .. particularly watermelon seeds... because of the color and size.. they make a polka-dot submarine
Seeds of any kind, from poppy seeds to zucchini or other squash seeds, will likely show up, as will nuts, however well chewed. Spinach leaves, tomato skins, black bean skins (and kidney beans, too), all come through detectably, the black bean skins for at least 3 days.
i see like full roast potatos in my shit. its stinks like hell aswell...
A co-worker of mine once told me she swallowed a crown off one of her teeth. I never did ask her if she ever found it, or if she did how she recovered it, or if she had it put back on her tooth if she did find it.
I probably don't want to know.
What does her breath smell like?
Ooo MSG, your comment reminded me of kiwi seeds. If I go on a kiwi binge, the next couple of poos are downright hysterical!
_______.....hugging bunnies since 1969 www.daphneszoo.com
Come to think of it, her breath does smell kinda shitty.
Hysterical, Daphne? Is that because they`ve all germinated on the way through your guts and your turds look like bright green turf samples?
Oh, no! It's because they end up looking like oval, herbal, pumice soaps. All those little black seeds everywhere, like a brown Swiss Formula Apricot Scrub bar...... nasty!
And the winner is : CORN!!! By a two thirds majority, enough to wipe your ass on the Senate floor. Maybe if those constpiated derelicts that got elected crapped more often than monthly, we'd have a decent form of governance! I'd like to see a study of political efficacy correlated with BM frequency. I'll bet there is a clearly proportionate relationship between these two variables. Anybody want to petition the American Society for Gastroenterological Research for a grant to start this groundbreaking (windbreaking) study? ----Captain Craptastic!!!
mcdonalds....any of their food will give you the mcgurgles and toilet explosions!
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