Dear Poopreport,
Thank you. I had no idea what a Shameful Shitter I truly was. I feel free -- released from one of the last vestiges of societal bondage. I look forward to spreading the good news, especially to my best friend, who is still a slave to her cranky bowels.
My question: Why do men, in general, spend a longer time on the crapper than women? Why do men's poops, in general, smell so much worse than women's?
I know all about dietary and emotional effects on the bowels, but what phenomenon accounts for the gender difference?