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You’ve just trodden in dog shit. Aside from swearing and wanting to kill the antisocial bastard who left it, what do you do?
By El Scumbag
Created Mar 24 2009 - 12:03pm
Scrape your shoe on grass or other available surface like a kerbstone until clean(ish).
Try to remove it with a tissue or paper towel.
Sacrifice whatever paper or material you have to remove it, such as pages from books, your newspaper, money, one of your socks,
Take your shoe off and hobble to the nearest water source to wash it
Throw your shoe away and buy another pair. It’s too gross to deal with .
Leave it. Somebody once told me it’s lucky.
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