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How do you deal with dried dingleberries/ dangleberries/ winnits/ tag nuts/ clag/ excrement on the anal hair?
By El Scumbag
Created May 4 2009 - 3:25pm
I don’t have such a disgusting problem. My anal area is naturally pristine and hairless.
I shave/depilate/wax my bottom to prevent it.
Try to moisten and scrub it away in the shower or bath.
Trim it off with scissors.
Yank the shitty hairs out by the roots
Try to wipe or pull the crap off with TP around my fingers.
Pick it out of my hairs with my bare fingers – less hygienic but more accuracy.
Comb or brush it out.
I leave it. It drops off or disintegrates eventually.
Other, discuss.
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