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Ask PoopReport: Be A Sweetie, Wipe The Seatie?

By Bran Lover
Created May 14 2009 - 4:00am
Dear PoopReport,

Here's my toilet seat dilemma: pee drops on the seat. Wipe 'em or leave 'em?

I want to be nice and clean up a public toilet seat. It only seems like the polite thing to do. Those pesky pee drops left behind by a hoverer drive me crazy. However, if I clean up the pee drops with a swift wipe of toilet paper, am I leaving behind just enough germs to give the next non-hoverer a zit on her ass cheek? Or do the germs die off pretty quickly after they are dry? Would it be better to actually leave the pee drop as a warning to the next possible victim to stay away?

What is the best course of direction to ease my conscience?


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