pinching of that stinky, long, brown, soft treasure
tops my list in no small measure, of this there can be no doubt.
However,
There is one other thing to which I must bring attention
One very pleasurable thing that by logical extension
Is tied for first place on the list I've just mentioned,
And that is taking a piss.
Whether on a tree or off the side of a road
Into a stream or into a commode,
When you've waited till your bladder is about to explode
It's to the great pleasure offered by the piss that I dedicate this ode.