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Have you ever employed special techniques to guide your poo missile safely into the water with minimal backsplash?
By Bran Lover
Created Jun 9 2009 - 4:14pm
No, my missiles are too long. I have never had a splash problem.
No, my toilet is designed so that my missile lands on dry land.
No, I relish the gentle cleansing a splash down can provide.
Yes, I have successfully guided a brown missile to safety using a threshold of toilet paper.
Yes, I have guided a missile to safety, but who needs toilet paper?
No, I have never thought to use toilet paper on my ICBM, but I thank you for the idea.
Some other technique. (Please share.)
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