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PoopReport Holiday Gift Guide 2005

By Dave
Created Nov 26 2004 - 11:54pm

Birthdays. Anniversaries. Mother's Day. Each one provides an unwanted test of your ability to present friends and family members with gifts that offend neither their tastes nor yours. But no matter how hard one tries, it's inevitable that your gifts say more about you than they do about their receivers.

You'll do better if you embrace this fact, rather than fight it. So give gifts that come from your most deeply-held values: your devotion to the philosophy and humor articulated in PoopReport.com.

From the soap designed to eliminate butt pimples [1], to glow-in-the-dark strips that let you see where you pee [2], to the miracle of the bidet [3], one thing is sure with any gift on this page: your gift won't be easily forgotten.




Just a Drop: the poop deodorizer! [4]

Giving the gift of a bidet is like giving the gift of Heaven itself. [5]

PoopReport t-shirts: not suitable for church. Or any state with stringent indecency laws. [6]

Winky Brand Shirts: better get used to people staring at your chest. [7]

The business hold carder that looks just like a piece of poop. Don't worry -- it's fake. Promise. Swear. [8]

Nothing says "happy holidays" like a butt free of zits. [9]

The only nature calendar that shows how nature really is. [10]

The Journal of Ass Production: the greatest poop stories ever told [11]

See where you pee with jonnyglow. [12]

The bidet you take everywhere so you can spray everywhere. [13]


Find even more great gifts in The Pootique [14].

Source URL:
http://www.poopreport.com/guide/index.html

Links:
[1] http://www.mintyass.com
[2] http://www.jonnyglow.com
[3] http://www.biffy.com
[4] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=99__zoneid=9__cb=6eebdb2f4d__maxdest=http://www.justadrop.net
[5] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=81__zoneid=10__cb=1a0b5fa941__maxdest=http://www.biffy-bidet.com
[6] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=80__zoneid=11__cb=b133da6351__maxdest=http://www.poopreport.com/Store/index.html
[7] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=82__zoneid=12__cb=cb1017ee8d__maxdest=http://www.winkybrandtees.com
[8] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=79__zoneid=13__cb=582ed46b70__maxdest=http://www.poopreport.com/Store/index.html#businesscard
[9] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=83__zoneid=14__cb=54fdebd3a5__maxdest=http://www.mintyass.com
[10] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=85__zoneid=15__cb=5fe3952fa0__maxdest=http://www.monthlydoos.com
[11] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=78__zoneid=16__cb=429aad9369__maxdest=http://www.poopreport.com/Journal
[12] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=86__zoneid=17__cb=75a0bfabe7__maxdest=http://www.jonnyglow.com
[13] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=84__zoneid=18__cb=b789ffc233__maxdest=http://phess.ca/English/The%20Paw.htm
[14] http://www.poopreport.com/Store