It seems as though a certain roomate of mine never buys toilet paper. The rest of us always end up caving in and purchasing it to prevent to certain threat of dingleberries.

But lately, we got so fed up, we actually started keeping secret personal stashes of T.P. in our rooms that we would bring to the bathroom with us on each pooping excursion, and then hide it in our bedrooms again once we were done.

Well, recently, the bathroom toilet paper supply ran dry. The aforementioned roomate made a trip to the bathroom, un-aware there was no T.P. left in there. He pooped, and then came out after about 20 minutes. I didn't think much of it at the time, except that he was a pig for not wiping his ass after he took a dump.

Later that night, I myself had to relieve my bowels. While sitting on the toilet, I was reading the newest issue of GQ Magazine (which resides on the magazine rack beside the toilet). Flipping through the glossy pages looking for a specific article, I noticed that one of the pages was missing. Actually, page 36-37.

I think that my evil roomate ripped the page from my magazine to wipe his ass with because he's too lazy to buy toilet paper. All the pieces fit! He's been using my GQ as TP!

I need some advice, or maybe some of your other readers have been involved in similar situation and could give me some guidance. Do I tell him I know about the magazine? Do I ignore it and continue to use my own personal TP stash? Why won't the damn kid just buy some freaking toilet paper!?!?! Please Help!!!!

Sincerely,
A Concerned Roomate