AssBlaster2000 [1], an uberpooper and regular forums contributor, noted:
I have only ever shat once a day or even every other day, and I eat a lot for a woman.
My turds are usually 6" long and 1-2" in diameter. Is this a small amount of shit or do
I just have a slow metabolism? Before coming to PoopReport, I never even heard of
people taking a shit multiple times a day on a regular basis. Who is normal? Why,
besides amount and quality of diet, do some people shit more than others?
Maybe we should do a poop experiment. Have someone who shits only once a day and
someone who shits multiple times eat the same thing in a day, and see how much they
both shit. I'll do it. Any other volunteers?
The methodology: AssBlaster and I (a 2x/3x daily shitter) will eat the same diet for
three days, and see if we crap the same amount.
The first two days are designed to equalize our bowels so we can see for certain if we
have the same results from our diet on the third day.
If we do, then we know that crapping capacity is based wholly on what you eat. If we
don't, then we've proven that different people are different. Either way, it's jolly
good science.
Obvious? Perhaps. Futile? Maybe. But shitting in the name of science is one of the
divine callings of the true PoopReporters.
Want to play at home? Here is the diet. We're starting Tuesday. Let us know in the
forums [2] if you are going to participate. The more people who help out, the more
scientific the results will be.
The OFFICIAL diet -- no more changes
