Today I was sitting at my desk when from the bathroom came the most revolting fart I have ever heard. It came from my co-worker (he has absolutely no couth to begin with), and after the fact was very proud of his prodigious poop sound.

My loan processor was standing next to the copy machine and she jumped a little because of the decibel level and asked me "what was that?" I just folded over laughing with my head on my desk and told her it was "Ian" in the bathroom. It was the topic of the day at my office.

Later in the day I went to this site and was going to print some funny stories about "poop in the office" on the free-for-all computer, but a client called so I minimized this website and planned to come back to it... but my boss got on the computer and saw the website and threw a fit.

Since I am "conservative" and not blatently crude, my boss accused my co-worker of accessing the site and said that he might have to restrict our internet access because of this.

It's great to be an Anonymous PoopReporter. Especially when someone gets the blame for my poop.
-- P.J.