What moron came up with the idea of a room with several toilets and/or urinals in which a group of strangers can do their "business" together?

What is even worse is doing it with your co-workers everyday. But it's not only pooping with co-workers that troubles me, it's the fact that if you don't poop by mid-morning, all the toilets are destroyed. One will have pee on the seat, one will be plugged up with turds and/or toilet paper, and the third will have pubic hair or skid marks on the seat.

I am a facilities manager of two office buildings. Due to downsizing, we moved everyone into one building and the other building sat empty. I was in Heaven!! Since I was the only one with access, I could go to this empty building, sit down on the pot and enjoy a good dump in peace every day.

Well, Hell has come!! We leased out that empty building and now I have nowhere to go!! Most days I will have to go all the way home at lunchtime to crap, but sometimes I hold tough until I get home at the end of the day.

We need personal bathrooms!! Yeah, it's not practical with a building of 150 employees, but I can dream!!
-- Doniker [1]

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