The bathroom is a sanctuary, a place where people of all races truly understand the underlying humanity of one another. This is a sacred place -- a place that must be free of oppression, of persecution, of fear and of shame.

You may not always be Shameless. Sometimes, even the best of us are a bit Shameful. But, by inscribing your name to this roster, you are pledging to accept the doctrine of Shameless Shitting, and, more, forever respect the restroom rights of others, with the expectations that all others will respect yours.