I know we have been though this time and time again, but I want to again applaud those people known as the "shameless shitters."
There I was in the bathroom at work, peeing in the urinal, when a co-worker I barely know walks in, happy as can be and says "how you doin'!" He then enters a stall, pulls down his pants, sits down on the can and starts farting away! Then there is the sound of splashing as his turds hit the water. He's 100% shameless!
If I had been in his shoes and had entered the bathroom looking to take a dump and seen someone at the urinal, I would have walked up to another urinal and faked a pee. If I am already in a stall and somebody enters, I am quiet as a mouse until they leave.
I wish I could be a shameless shitter, it would take a lot of stress out of my endless daily ritual of holding it in or trying to find the right time and place to shit.
-- Doniker [1]
I'm just like Doniker. If I'm headed towards the bathroom
and I see a coworker headed in even remotely the same direction, I'll turn
around right there. I've been known to alter my destination in mid-stride
and pretend like I'm going to the receptionist's desk or to the elevator,
rather than meet someone at the bathroom door. And like Doniker, there's
no way I'll exit my stall if someone else is in the bathroom.
Are we the only ones? Dear Reader, how do you react when it's time for your office poo? Are you a shameless shitter -- one who doesn't care who sees you or hears you or smells you? Or are you like me and Doniker -- someone who will go to ridiculous lengths to ensure our private business stays private?