The Pootique

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(Published by Feral House) It's the one thing you have in common with me, with Einstein, with Ghandi, with Caeser, with Moses. Poop Culture explores the shame, embarrassment, angst, and, of course, humor, of the most universal human experience. Support PoopReport: buy it directly from the author for just $13.95!








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To scientists, skatole is C9H9N. To PoopReporters, it's the molecule that makes poop stink.

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Thanks to Mark of Stain for the idea, and Bunga Din, Di Uhreea, Wonderpance, and Prarie Doggin for the captions.







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Each certificate is signed and authenticated by Dave, editor of PoopReport.

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They stroll to the bathroom with a newspaper under their arm and a grin on their face... you know they'd love a certificate on their wall.


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We all poop. But, for some reason, this person is really embarassed by it. This certificate helps them realize that they're not alone.


OFFICIAL POOPREPORTER CERTIFICATION



When your friends ask if you really wrote that poop story, this is how you prove it.




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