Very important question here! I have been bet £60 that I can't do a white poo this Saturday after my shift at work. I'm pretty skint and could do with winning the bet! You got any ideas? Would white food dye work? Or milk? If you can't think of a genuine way, do you know any way I could fake it? My boss is cynical, so he'll be looking for all the important things like temperature, consistency, and smell. Please help, I've not got long left!!!