The Poolitzer Prize: PoopReporter of the Year, 2003

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The Poolitzer Prize: PoopReporter of the Year, 2003

By Dave

Created Jan 3 2004 - 12:00am

We PoopReporters have an affinity for a man who can draw poop [1] as well as he talks it [2]. Congratulations to Ass Phlegm [3], 2003's PoopReporter of the Year. Once this site brings in its first million, I'll have a 10-pound gold statuette minted and given to him retroactively. In the meantime, we just have to imagine the Poolitzer prize as an Emmy-esque statue holding up a giant, glittering roll of toilet paper. At least four-ply, and quilted. Four-ply??? Ahh, such paradise the future will bring... Here's to toilet paper technology! And to Ass Phlegm [4]! Hooray for both!

THE BIG WIPER

Editor's Note: As of 1/3/05, there are no comments here not because no one cares, but because I just today moved it to a commentable page. Show some retroactive poop support!

Source URL:
http://www.poopreport.com/Bestof/proty03.html

Links:
[1] http://www.poopreport.com/Comics/Content/Teed_off_turd/teed_off_turd4.html
[2] http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/Content/delivery.html
[3] http://www.poopreport.com/user/ass_phlegm/track
[4] http://www.poopreport.com/user/ass_phlegm/track
[5] http://www.poopreport.com/user/dave/track