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to my hard-to-offend co-workers, who laughed
heartily and then proceeded to regale me with more incidents of ass related activities
in the dark rooms of their colleges!
- One of my coworkers who was in the Graphic Arts department of his college told
me of he and his buddy's regular habit to "drop ass" (a midwestern term for
farting) in the color dark room (a VERY small, completely dark 3x4 foot developing
area) as they went in, so that the last person to go in would get two nostrils full
of whatever mix of fumes the rest of the class had contributed to the dark room.
- Another coworker told me of the "shit bandit", who would decorate random
school events by writing a spirited message on a large white wall right before the
event began, with, you guessed it: a freshly laid turd of his own making. For four
years, he was never caught, and then five years after graduation, at my
coworker's sister's wedding, the bandit, drinking his seventh Jack and coke, confessed to
the crime while sneaking a cigarette in the men's bathroom. He was asked to
refrain from writing any celebratory remarks on the wall of the chapel, and to just
use the videocamera they were passing around to record his comments instead.
- I myself witnessed a disgruntled young high school student argue
with the teacher after his ceramic bong "accidentally" cracked in the kiln while
being cooked. The disgruntled student then proceeded to the corner of the room,
where, in the midst of a busy, bustling art class, pulled his pants round his
ankles, laid bricks in the corner of the room, and then took the nearby wastebasket
and carefully placed it over his steaming pile of shyte. For three days, nobody
could figure out where the smell was coming from, as it had been nicely concealed
by the round bottom of the waste basket. Class, however, continued, with a
frequent spray of Glade and every window wide open, in the middle of winter.
So what is it about school that gets the bowels working?
Shit apparently prevails in educational environments! Knowledge must tease and
entice your intestines! Above, you have four instances of proof! And in my
opinion, that warrants a whole section on the PoopReport homepage in itself!
-- Latrina
