This has to be fake. Nobody is that gross. Not even in a mud hut in Zambezi. No way could any BO (biscuit odor) overpower a fresh shit. I don't buy it.

C Everett Poop

Are there legal reasons why you can't fire someone because of their stench? Is that a form of discrimination?

Get a throw-away gmail account and send the link to the story to her anonymously -HAHA

New York is an at will state.It means you can be fired for any legitimate reason.I would think personel hygiene would meet the criteria.Remember the story about the poor guy who could not make it from the elevator to the bathroom and left a trail of big turds all over the office and got fired.

Once again, a story about female pooping. I just can't take it! And not just about pooping; blood too! This story had everything in it to make me vomit. Fake or real, I feel sick regardless.

that's horrible. i used to work with a lady who smelled like B.O. and patchouli, but that can't be anywhere near as bad as this!

if this chick is so offended by the signs directed at her, why doesn't she take the hint and clean her stanky ass?? i wonder if she gets some kind of sick pleasure out of disgusting her coworkers.

C Everett, nobody is that gross? you're kidding right? you do realize what website this is, right? you have read other stories here, right? you have met people, right? we're the most digusting creations on god's green earth. this chick is just the tip of the iceberg. come on. open your eyes, man!

As an undergraduate my sister lived with a girl who went through a nightly ritual of three wipes with a wet cloth---one wipe to each armpit and one wipe to her hoo hoo. The rag was then hung on the towel rack for the next evening's ritual. Needless to say the bathroom stunk a mighty funk. Gads!! Post a guard on the bathroom door and check after each person leaves. We do that in security here at the university when we have an anonymous masturbator or turd terrorist.

The point being this: you have to have someone willing to be the "security guard goon" who will confront this sicko. It's the only thing that works---shaming them. Let her know that everybody knows.

I will e-mail her asking her to clean her hole. I am not shy, I will call her if you like.

If all goes well, she will use a brillo pad and I will take her out on a date.

Anonymous, if you are not shy, why didn't you register to the site? ;)

I will never understand how some women can go without washing their muffin at least twice a day when menstruating. Clean it in the morning when you take a shower and at night before you go to bed. It doesn't take too much effort.

Jamie L, what you need to do is have everyone in the office go in on a "personal care" package. Buy her some douche, FDS, and about 6 boxes of Summer's Eve personal wipes. Throw some soap and underarm deodorant in there for good measure. Have someone put it on her desk or work area with her name written on it. Sign it anonymous and you're good to go.
Who knows, maybe she'll use it.

This woman is most likely a Hippie. I hate Hippies.

Take up a collection for purchase of a fire-fighter's oxygen tank. Hang it outside the door and make a big point of putting it on before opening the door. Even if stinko doesn't get the message, you've solved the funky-air problem.

I dunno, we have a guy at work who we call Sgt. Splat. Around once a week after this particular person uses the restroom he leaves the most vile liquid mess unflushed in the toilet. I swear I thought I saw something pop out and wink at me once. I feel for ya Jamie!

Jamie, I don't know why women are so weird about this. Why does somebody have to have nerve to confront her? Just go say "Look, you're creating a condition that makes the rest of us physically uncomfortable, and frankly its unhygenic. Clean up. Get help."

Carrying on a gossip campaign, wringing your hands, and posting signs (to avoid the confrontation you are obviously aching to have) is juvenile. You want me to give her a call?

Ok, here is wht you do. Get HR to bring in a public health nurse. Have her do the dirty work, she will know how to handle it. If she is worth her bones she will make the woman feel that everyone is being pulled aside and given a lecture. If you are really serious about this, vollenteer to be one of the others pulled aside. This is a public health issue as well as discusting saga

This woman is most likely fat and ugly. I hate fat women

I like the ones that are hot and sexy

Jamie L, send me her e-mail and I'd be more than happy to send a positive sounding e-mail to her from an untraceable account. People suffer from all kinds of medical problems that most people have no idea existed. This may be a case of Bromomennorhea (profuse smelling menstration), my friends wife is a surgeon and she told me about a case and I almost died just listening about it so I can imagine what you and her are going through. Who knows she may even have a case of bromhidrosis, which us regular folk who wear tennis shoes or python boots know by the name of STINKFOOT!

I think that there might be some sort of 'do not remove signs without expecting suspension' or something and have them signed management.

Then,there's always the anonymous letter to her desk or home. Harsh, but might be necessary. What could she say?

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

I'm new to the site and would like to first introduce myself before commenting. Hello, all. I am prairie Dogger and I am a shameless shitter. I aspire to one day be worthy to be a Poop Reporter. It's an honor to know you all and to read the Poop Report. I am truly humbled.

I have to comment on this one. It had me on the verge of queasy from the git-go. If I may be so bold, JamieL, you had me at "hello." This is one of the best. Thank You!!

Respectfully,

Prairie Dogger

Welcome, Prairie Dogger! Be sure you surf our Forums and participate over there. Tons of subjects, both serious and humorous for you to browse through.

Everyone here has a fun name so I have changed mine. (this is the author of this story.) This is real and no this is a woman that will not change her ways.

This is also a workplace that needs more than this to fire someone. I have not talked to her for two reasons. 1.) very very scared of big people (sorry if this offends anyone but childhood trauma) 2.) I will be leaving this job very soon so not worth the effort.

For the most part the issues have stopped but I do not think that will last forever, for one it has gotten colder where we are and so the stench will stay away for the winter. Hopefully I will be gone before the stench comes back in the spring

welcome clean taco! hehe...that's a funny name.

i don't blame you for not wanting to confront the lady. i know i wouldn't! i avoid conflict like the plague.

I'd confront, blood can be fucking dangerous, how would you feel if someone was shooting up in the shitter and leaving syringes? She could be fired pretty easily in North America as long as she was given warnings and notices. Clean Taco's a much better handle and it kinda makes me hungry.

Maybe shes got something growing down there (like a loaf of bread). She could also have a "stinkfoot" infection or worse. Maybe staph. I read a story about a nurse that had a staph infection thriving under the hood. It said she didn't know about it (why...nobody told her the taco smelled like rotten cabbage). After people kept getting (staph) infections in post op, they singled her out by process of elimination. I bet that was a bad-ass (or bad-beaver?) strain of staph! (!)

ya know, i really don't think somebody needs to tell her she stinks. when i'm extra odorous down there, i know it. the problem seems to be that she knows she stinks, but either doesn't care, or can't do anything about it (or thinks she can't). why else would she tear down the signs?

Simple Chronic Halitaco

I keep it very clean, but when I come back to this story and read more of the posts, I feel like scrubbing ten times a day.
It grosses me out to think that someone is so comfortable living in disgusting conditions. I'm sure she knows she's stinky, but I suspect she CAN do something about it and just doesn't care. It's just like when she crapped down the front of the toilet and left blood all over the seat. She could have done something about that, but didn't because she didn't care. Those two incidents along with her not washing her hands after she uses the bathroom tell me she's just a dirty, nasty person with no regard for others. People like that make me feel dirty.

I think I'll go bathe in Purell now.

Ick. If you have a co-worker with that type of smell, tell her to go to the doctor. One's hoo hoo shouldn't smell like that....it's probably an infection of some type.

Newbie here, finally got around to not being an anon coward (I'm NOT the one thats replied already, btw). We're not in middle school, this is a grown woman who has a perpetual program with hygine and it's just sick! Clean Taco, does she wash her hair and such? I just don't understand people who don't shower, it's not hard.. it's even fun! lol! But I don't blame the company one bit.. but I do think she should be talked to personally.

I was with a girl once who's taco smelled so bad that I nearly vomitted.

Things were hot and heavy, and her pants came off. The moment they did, the room was filled with a stench that was so high on the Ph level that it actually burned a bit. It had none of the "normal" vagina smell detectable. It was chemically...

Not only did I lose the erection, I nearly lost my lunch. The worst part was that, although I didn't say anything, we both knew what the problem was and why I stopped so suddenly. I didn't want to be rude, but I was incredibly revolted.

I was a smoker, and for days after that whenever I would lift a cig to my mouth, I would smell it on my fingers..this is AFTER washing my hands with soap, dishsoap,rubbing alcohol AND turpentine. It clung to my skin. It would make me nauseaus again.

For the next little while she would call me up for another go, but I rejected her everytime.

Ahh..highschool memories. I hope she went to a doctor, only a hormonal imbalance could make a persons vagina into a chemical weapon.

I understand, use to be married. That female odor isnt as bad as crap but it can linger longer. We use to share an office with lawyers. They smoked alot and the bathroom reeked of this sort of smoke-ass odor, I never understood that. Well I recommend you write something eerie on the stall wall to the effect of "We know who you are by your smell, please clean up after yourself"
--{ One small turd for man, One big load of crap for mankind }--

Reporting from Australia here. I wasn't going to write in because I have sea sickness right now (damn Indian Ocean winds!) but this just couldn't go unspoken.

The has to be the nastiest thing I have encountered since my late dad's "butt gel". Stinky tacos? The woman is probably a prude who never sleeps without clothes. This type of person is never out of their underwear, even at night, for fear that some butt-raping demon monkey will come into their room for recreational reasons in the middle of the night. People, please take your undies off at night and get some air down there.

And please wash!!!!!

I'd love to say I have never encountered a woman like this, but I have. *shudders* I bet she doesn't get a lot of action.

BTW, the taco is a better term for that region. I always called it a bearded clam or a crack and butt tongue.

The clean taco is a very..ok... extremely powerful smell to me. A little natural odor is good. Cant think of any smell I like better. The right odor will cause thirsty men to run right by a free beer stand...=}

PINWORM-Been there...only it was in my car also

Normal "tacos" have a natural aroma that is pleasant enough. When it reeks, it's either because the owner doesn't bathe, or that she has an infection. And, infections like that come from sexual activity, as you need an infected partner to give you that infection to begin with. So, Stinky Taco Woman either ain't washing regular-like, or she has an unfaithful sex partner who is bringing home STD and giving them to her, or she is promiscuous and picked up something nasty from sleeping around.

Pinworm, good thing you didn't have sex with that girl, because you would have picked up whatever was giving her The Stinks. And, whether or not you had noticeable symptoms yourself, you would have passed the infection on to other sex partners.
PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

I have suffered throught this. As a young and very horny guy i went out with this girl who was very clean but her kit reaked of death. It was so bad that I almost gagged during the act in the back of my car. I did end up dating her for 8 years and only after I slept with someone else who's doctor told them they had a problem (from me from girl A) I gave girl A the pills I had been given to clear the problem and it went away. It was awful

My "kit" smells like mangoes. Too bad I'm allergic.

Mangos rule! I love to eat them, except for the occasional pulp that gets stuck in my teeth. Yes, I'm talking about mangos. Unless you have eaten one, dont draw any conclusions. Do they have mango scented douche?

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

Ok, so my "taco" smells like fresh honey and freshly baked bread and rock candy and musk. Well, most of the time. But man, sometimes you boys need to wash a bit more. And then sometimes the poo just reeks, like after eating a big BBQ dinner or something.

Ok, so I've nothing to add. I just wanted to talk about how nice my taco is. It's lovely.

Someone should volunteer to tongue clean her taco and tackle each morning and after each act, problem solved!

That's so funny. I was at a department store restroom once when some fat black lady came out. She was the only one in there. I really had to pee, but I turned around and walked out. The smell of chick taco just reeked. I thought somebody was either eating soup or burritos. It literally made my eyes burn so bad they watered. That's just not normal. Could you imagine how her panties must feel.

You should first of all shave your kat and your a.hole always. Don't eat fast food, I think that makes you smell funny. And if you have your period, use a tampon (NO DEODORANT PADS, or tampons they stink) and cut off the string. That way you don't have urine clinging onto it. It's nasty. The minute you feel unclean, do something about it. Nobody wants to smell your buritto scented kat, it burns your nosehairs.

Hermione has always been the most fastidious of women. We actually think we have the right "chemistry," because I never smell her, and she never smells me, even after a sweaty all-nighter. I can smell anybody else but her; she can smell anybody else but me. We both smell the same to each other. No other woman I have been with so completely smelled like me, and me like her.

Oh, but her taco is a fine thing--looks like it was designed by Faberge. Envy, all ye men!

Urine stinking tampons?

Anonymous, you're supposed to change those when you go to the bathroom. And wipe your ass, for God's sake!!! If your tampon string still smells like urine you have a leakage problem and need to see a doctor. That is NOT normal!!!

Dumpster, when you say Hermione's taco looks like it was designed by Faberge I am hoping for your sake it is not as large as an Ostrich egg and encrusted with shiny things.

Long post, sorry.

Something gross happened at my work like that, but it was a customer, not someone who we have to work with all day. It's grotesque enough to be that nasty when it's strangers, but to smear up the potties of your coworkers? That's beyond wrong!

Okay, now, III wasn't going to bring this up, but since the door has already been opened by Clean Taco, I'll share. As soon as I read CEP's "fake" accusation, I said to myself, "No, no...people DO that!" I refer NOT to the poop aspect of the story, but...the, uhh, other substance mentioned.

At my work, we unfortunately have to share restrooms with the public. The premise, I'm told, is so that the customer has the benefit of facilities as clean as WE'D like them, ourselves. If we had our OWN bathrooms, we would presumably allow the public johns and janes to descend into squallor.

Be it hereby known: the public-at-large is a nasty animal.

After the doors are locked at night, there's still the requisite straightening and such to be done before business the next day. One evening, while we were busily clearing things up, a distressed shriek issued from the Ladies'. I exchanged a glance with the other manager, and he bolted down the hall expecting to find the associate in dire peril. I stayed in the hall and shoo'd the other kids back.

In a moment, the manager's voice rang out, too, but in disgust, as opposed to shock, so I ventured to join them in the bathroom, with the gaggle of associates crowding behind me.

The gal who had first piped up was standing with one hand holding open the handicapped door, the other hand covering her mouth. Her eyes were still popped wide. My co-leader was standing with his arms akimbo (told you it was my new favorite word!) in confusion, a look of extreme distaste twisting his features.

Sighing, I asked, "What? What happened? Do I WANT to know?" He looked at me without speaking, and grandly gestured me into the stall with a bow. I sighed again and s-l-o-w-l-y peered around the edge of the partition.

I didn't see it, at first. I looked back at my coworkers, puzzled. The girl said, "Beside. Over there.", indicating the corner pocket, and put her hand back over her mouth. Resigned, I cautiously stepped toward the commode and looked past it.

There, heaped on the floor, almost as high as the seat, were dozens and dozens of seat protectors wadded and smashed and covered with, well, uhm, RED bodily fluid.

I recoiled, gasping out something sounding like "Heuchgh!", backpedalled, and nearly flattened the other manager. Of course, all the other associates were crowding the outer doorway, wondering what was going on.

It was really gross. We had all kinds of speculation about what might have happened. We made all the kids (16-20 yr-olds) look us in the eye and swear they didn't know of anyone on staff who was sick or drugged out or in trouble or anything.

So it had to have been a customer. Someone obviously had one hell of a hemorrhage, and still walked out past all of us, upright.

We never found out where it all came from.

GGG, you skipped the best part. WHO had to clean it up???? Not you right??? I was gonna tell my little story but yours really shows mine up but here goes. A co-worker of mine had finally gotten fed up with the stink crotch of her office mate. There were 4 desks in the room. The woman stunk all the time but they needed assistance when the lady actually brought in a portable heater and plugged it in UNDER her desk. Within minutes of turning it on the whole office was gagging. She calls me in my office and says you have to come over to my office now, I ask does it have to do with stink crotch? She said yes. I made my way to her office. I walked in the door and the smell hit me. OH MY GOD I screamed. I think the tuna fish whoever is eating in here has gone bad!!!!
All four ladies stared at me. "No one is having tuna." They told me. Then what DIED? I asked. About that time stinky crotch excused herself. Then the other 3 young ladies fell out of their chairs to the floor laughing. I said, okay I've done what I can. I'm outta here. They asked her to remove the heater. I no longer work there. I wonder what happened to the old stink crotch. I hope she got medical treatment.

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"Rectum hell, killed em' both." Author Unknown

GGG, I remember Red Skelton and Red Buttons, but not Red Bodilyfluid. RatDrop, The Old Stink Crotch just aint what she used to be. And remember, you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna crotch.

TTT, LOL!!!!

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"Rectum hell, killed em' both." Author Unknown

I think the metaphorical dish would be called Creamed Tuna on Toast.

Makes 'Shit on a Shingle' sound better all the time.

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Don't just sit there: Have a Farting Contest!

Ooops! Sorry. Forgot to say what happened to the pile; I was... distracted... by something on the forums.

There was a chorus of "IIIII'm not cleanin' it up!!!" The other mgr and I stared each other down for a moment, until he said, "You're a female..."

"No. Oh, no. I don't deal with blood." But we agreed we do it together, and went rootling through the janitor's closet for rubber gloves. There weren't any. We thought about using bags, but we were too nervous about that.

Finally, as it was getting late, my coworker decided to call the janitor at home (he works 5am-2pm), apologized in advance, described what was waiting for him in the Ladies', and told him to observe HazMat procedures.

I don't know if we even HAVE HazMat procedures, but it sure sounded good at the time! The janitor took care of it.

Yeah, your custodian deserves the Red Badge of Courage.

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"Rectum hell, killed em' both." Author Unknown

Oooh! Shoulda seen that comin'! HahahaHAH! I guess he used two brooms to lift the mess into a trashcan, then just hosed the whole place. Somehow that approach had not occurred to us.

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I CAN'T go to work today. The voices said to stay home and clean the guns!

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, lying on the front porch with red toilet seat protectors all over him? HazMatt

Bunghole, the other day I was actually eating Creamed Chip Beef on toast when my brother reminded me that it was AKA "Shit on a Shingle". Our dad used to tell us about eating it while in the service. I wonder if that's why shingles are now made of "ass-phalt".

Check out this great story by Poonurse about how to get a biohazard out of the commode.

Yes, we have one of these in my office as well. We call her Stanky McRotch. People flee the ladies room and go to use the potty on one of the other floors if she comes in. I am not kidding. I totally feel your pain, as it is one of the most disgusting and nauseating stenches imaginable.

I work in a VERY SMALL office setting. There are only 5 women (including myself) in my office. One of them has the worst smell EVER!!! At first, we noticed it right after she used the bathroom. We have started using the men's toilet after she uses the bathroom. The smell can sometimes linger for an hour or more. You feel like the smell sticks to you after you use the bathroom after her. Just in the last couple months, the smell has gotten unbearable. She will be standing next to you and you want to vomit. A couple days ago, I remember walking past her and thinking "Gee...she must have showered." A couple hours later, after lunch, it was unbearable again. The same day, I came back to my desk to find her sitting at my desk, IN MY CHAIR AND ON MY COAT. I was pissed!!!! We don't know what to do with her. She deals with customers, she is in a management position... The whole situation is messed up.

I work in a casino and I can tell ya from experience there are some women that smell just like unwashed ass.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

How about the people at Target that ride the "fat ass carts"? Sometimes when they pass me in the aisle, I get the whiff of unwashed cooter... I don't think they are able to access the offensive areas.
I say, if you're large enough for the fat ass cart, you might want to invest in a bidet. I know it's not politically correct, but it must be said by someone!

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Don't be playin' with the Queen of Sharts

I used to be a manager at a Brookstone store in Atlanta and we had a girl that worked for us as part-time and she worked for Nordstrom full time that had the stinky taco problem everytime she went to the bathroom. None of the management could say anything because she was also best friends with one of the 1st assistant managers that ended up moving to another store as a general manager. When I was the only manager in the store I was not allowed to leave so I had to hold it until I knew I could use the bathroom without being knocked over by that odor. She clogged the toilet once and tried to get me to help her unclog the toilet, I told her she did it and was on her own. I've always been bathroom shy and this made it even worse, I'd wait sometimes till I'd get off and get home. Luckily I quit that job and work in an office that has seperate facilities for men and women, the downside is the building has centralized restrooms on each floor so every business shares the same bathrooms and there are about 300 employees in the office. I still get an occasional giggle when some of the girls in the office come in from the bathroom and tell me how nasty women are in the restrooms. Everything from stinky taco, to blood or urine on the toilet seat to used toilet paper next to or behind the toilet on the floor to tampons or pads being stuck on the wall or stuck in midflush but not clogging the toilet to tampons in the sinks. Luckily men, as bad as a rap as we do with things like leaving the toilet seat up, we get our shit done and get the hell out.

I love this website (I am a shameful shitter) and will make a screenname for myself (I have some poop stories of my own) but I had to respond to this right away! This stinky taco issue is gross. I worked with a girl that had this problem. Bear in mind that after unprotected sex, the breakdown of semen can interact with your kit, and make for an awful smell. People need to clean their kitty! This bacteria grows and even with showering you can smell for days after sex! Another cause is bacterial vaginosis, which you need to see a doctor about. Most of the time the tuna taco problem is due to semen. Hose off and this should not be a problem. I know it is gross; this woman would go to the bathroom and the whole bathroom would reek. We need bidets in this country. Wooof!

I work as a traveling phlebotomist/nurses assistant. I hate when i go to clean someone up & their previous care giver hasnt cleaned them well. i know some womens body chemistry causes them to have a foul odor u shouldnt smell it soon as clothing is removed. I once had a date in a motel room & her smell was blowing in the wind when she pulled her pants down. The worst is when someones vaginal area smells like ass. Or their secretins leave a foul odor behind.