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blind mullet - Mon Oct 27, 2014 4:49 pm
Example: Nightly Dicklickerson gave EVERYBODY the shits.
prarie doggin - Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:47 pm
Example: Eating the sanitary napkin that's under the raw chicken gives you the shits. Oh wait, that's the screaming shits. Something entirely different.
C Everett Poop - Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:00 am
Pretty sick there PD
ChiefThunderbutt - Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:15 am
No screaming shits here today, presently enjoying prosciutto wrapped melon with Mountain Gorgonzola and a cup of black tea.
prarie doggin - Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:11 pm
It was fresh chicken CEP :roll: . My worst case of the screaming shits came from some beef chow mein I once ordered. The beef tasted a bit off, so I felt it was ok to just eat everything but the meat. Probably good that I'm not head of the CDC.
tuba cheeks - Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:09 pm
I ate some chinese Chow Fun, Sun and yesterday, that was oily as hell. Was crampy, and took a HUGE shit yesterday 80% solid 20% mush. The cramps came back last night, but all I got for my pain were 4 or 5 big farts that stank like shit. Today, more cramps, and two shit breaks, the first was soldish mush, the second was juicy diarrhea. The shit pains finally went away...
tuba cheeks - Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:11 pm
I don't know if it was all the oil, or if this place loads up on MSG. Tasted fine- in fact it was pretty good, but for the oilyness. Whatever, my colon did NOT appreciate it. I don't think I'll be eating there again.
prarie doggin - Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:23 pm
You didn't order sum wun cum did you? I hear that's a bit on the viscous side.
prarie doggin - Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:25 pm
Tuba, if you're ever on I-10 in the Fla panhandle, stop by Fu King in Lake City. The food's not bad and it's worth it just to buy a t-shirt.
tuba cheeks - Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:45 pm
lol, will do!
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