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prarie doggin - Sat Aug 30, 2014 8:14 pm
I think farts are like fingerprints. No two are alike.
blind mullet - Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:16 am
Jeez, I dunno about that. When I'm dumping river rocks, all the farts have this heavy, dull aroma, but when the diarrhea comes along, the stench changes to sharp and nasty for the duration. Then when things settle down again, the standard fresh-shit aroma comes back.
prarie doggin - Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:59 am
Actually I meant that no two persons farts are the same, even though they all smell like shit. "Dumping river rocks" :lol: :lol: :lol:
tuba cheeks - Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:25 am
Oh come on Chief- you've never offended yourself with a fart??
prarie doggin - Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:38 am
Tuba, the only time I ever remember Chief being offended was when the butcher at his local Piggly Wiggly wouldn't sell him some out of date sausage. He cited some stupid health code or something.
ChiefThunderbutt - Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:25 am
My farts are like a dainty kiss to the nose of the inhaler. Especially a few hours after a delightful meal of moldy cabbage and pickled eggs.
prarie doggin - Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:54 am
Like kissing a freight train I would imagine.
ChiefThunderbutt - Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:34 pm
Just read a list of the ten best counties in America and was totally disappointed that Cumberland Co., Tn. was not included. What other county in America has possums as fat and succulent as ours?
prarie doggin - Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:20 am
Chief, our wharf rats are fatter than your possums.
ChiefThunderbutt - Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:53 am
Speak up prarie, I have a suppository in my ear and I've lost my hearing aid.
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