A female midget with a strap-on was taking Rosie from behind in a limo when it was rear ended by a truck driver who said he was overcome by some terrible fumes in his cab. The impact forced the poor midget so far up between O'Donuts ass cheeks that she had to be removed by the jaws of life. The truck driver was unharmed. At least that's what I read.
Just finished a hot dog and fries meal with a peach. The last time I had a peach that good was in 1972 in Missouri. I think its tragic that most of our fruit is grown for shipability rather than taste.
yep- there's a HUGE difference between home grown produce and the supermarket variety. Growing up, we had several half-wild apple trees growing out back. those were -by far- the best apples I ever ate!
I remember going to a farm stand in California a few years back. As I walked by some flats of strawberries i was hit by a powerful strawberry scent. I bought a whole flat and they were the best strawberries I'e
Back in my hippy days we were almost self sufficient. Lived in the country and had a 1/4 acre organic garden. Even a potato tastes better when it's freshly dug. We had so many tomatoes we used to have fights with them.
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