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Jack Schitt - Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:36 am
That about sums it up.
Jack Schitt - Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:48 pm
It's International Beer Day! I shall celebrate with a few Modelos.
prarie doggin - Mon Aug 05, 2019 12:10 pm
Ditto here Jack. I just got back from Maryland sitting in the back seat with my grandson for 4 hours. I may also need a shot or 3
tuba cheeks - Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:43 pm
Well, shit- I just blew the longest fart I've blown in years! Of course, I immediately thought of you lot!
tuba cheeks - Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:46 pm
Juat got back to the yard, with my bladder screaming at me, and what felt like pt 2 of this am's doo-doo knocking at the back door. Since we're closed Sunday, the office is locked up and my only option is the Thundermug out in the parking lot. Lucky me! They'd cleaned it today! After unleashing a long hard piss, the pressure on my bowels disappeared.p
tuba cheeks - Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:51 pm
So I headed back to the truck to unstrap and drop my trailer. As I was grabbing my tools, I felt the mild urge to fart, so I leaned forward and gave it a nudge. Out came a 15 second long ass ripping blast of noise!! I actually felt my guts deflate! It sounded like a big diesel running down the highway at full speed- a single long drawn out rumbling growl. I'm totally pissed there was nobody around to hear this beast... No smell, either- it was just a long blast of noisy ass air.
Jack Schitt - Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:56 am
Why do all the good ones happen without witnesses?
tuba cheeks - Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:18 pm
Dunno- but it sure is annoying...
prarie doggin - Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:00 pm
If someone rips a loud fart in an empty truck yard, does it make a sound?
Jack Schitt - Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:30 am
Hey Bilge, if you're lurking, Happy Birthday!
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